About me: Oh, I wish that I was a catfish swimming in the deep blue sea. Because I'd have all you women fishing after me.
Oh, I'm broke, and I'm hungry, ragged, and I'm dirty too; but if I clean up, baby can I stay home with you?
I'm looking for: Must like kittens, be good at math, and must enjoy thumb wrestling. You gotta love comedy, and don't take stuff too serious. Also a plus to like me, and my great qualities.
"In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh."
-W. H. Auden
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Seeking: |
seeking women, 25-45
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Located: |
Within 100 miles of Longview, Texas USA |
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Height: |
4' 11" (150 cm) to
5' 11" (180 cm) |
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Body Type: |
Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Muscular, Average, Few extra pounds, Modelesque, Firm & Toned, Proportional, Voluptuous, Curvy |
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Hair: |
Auburn, Black, Dark Blonde, Light Brown, Dark Brown, Medium Brown, Red, Strawberry Blonde |
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Eyes: |
Any |
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Ethnicity: |
Any |
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Education: |
Some College, Associate Degree, Bachelors Degree |
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Religion: |
Christian/Catholic, Christian/Protestant, Spiritual but not religious |
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Occupation: |
Any |
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Income: |
Any |
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Smokes: |
Never, Trying To Quit |
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Drinks: |
Never, Gave it up, Rarely |
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Marital Status: |
Any |
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Has kids: |
Any |
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Wants kids: |
Definitely, Not Sure, Someday |