About me: I am the anti-christ learn to deal with it. Just one more thing. If a tree fell over in the woods and no one was around to hear it, would you care? Or would you just feel like eating a taco? Me, I think I want a taco. Oh, and a slurpee from 7 - 11 why are there no frickin' 7 - 11's in this state. I just want a slurpee. With my taco. Impulsive, who's impulsive...... you can just shut the hell up. Enjoy your day. I am my own "Fan" no really check it out. I wonder if I can be my own friend too. Gonna go see. Hahahaha.... my own "Friend" too!!
I'm looking for: Still breathing, with a pulse. No seriously I am not into the whole necro thing. Cold and dead in a freezer, just not my cup of tea. Not into molesting dead horses either, but I won't judge if you are. Howdy Ben, nice to meet you. I mean hey different strokes for different folks right? Honestly all I really want is free dirty sex. No really, thats it! I am totally not joking here. Not cheap dirty that costs too much. Free dirty, nasty, for the hell or it sex! Also someone who can handle the fact that I already have a life. I know it seems amazing but I do have friends. Good ones, for many years, and if I have known you less than a month they will come first. If you can't handle that than feel free to move right along. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.