About me: I'm a dark fantasy writer, with a tendency to scare people with some of my ideas. I fight back laughter watching the same horror movie that has the girl next to me in tears. I'm kind of contradictory in this sense. Despite my somewhat depraved sense of humor, I can be sweet and sensitive almost to my detriment. I have a wide range of interests, and can spend my Friday nights in any fashion as long as I like the people I'm with. I like art gallery openings and movies as much as I like parties and clubs. I'm a lightweight, so I attend parties mostly to entertain myself watching people blessed with the ability to hold their alcohol. I'm not generally a cruel person. I make fun of everyone (including myself) equally. I actually keep a sketchbook where I draw sarcastic cartoons of things that happen in my life. The silly cartoons tend to balance out my more horrific writing style, and my obsessive search for spirituality. I read Tarot Cards and I've been told I'm fairly accurate. My spiritual beliefs dance on the edge of Paganism right now, but I still am unsure about a lot of things. Fittingly, I plan to major in Creative Writing with a minor in Religion.
I'm looking for: Let's start this off with a list of people I do NOT want to meet.
1.) I do NOT do polygamy. If you do, best of luck to you. I'm not interested.
2.) I am NOT interested in being a part of your threesome/moresome.
3.) I am NOT interested in becoming EXTREMELY "good friends" with a girl who's taken, be her partner male or female.
4.) If you live far away from me I probably won't reply. It's nothing personal, but I'm looking for someone near me. You can't have a crush on me until you see what I look like in color and 3-D.
5.) I don't have much inherently against bisexuals, but definitely no bi-curious girls, girls who are mad at boys and think girls will somehow be MAGNIFICENTLY better, or girls who have boyfriends but want fun on the side. Enough said:-)
6.) Please don't contact me if you're an alcoholic/sexaholic/druggie/pe dophile/otherkin/sex offender/murderer. Granted these things differ in severity and importance, but I'm not into any of them. 7.) No men. NO men. No men and oh no men.
Okay, enough negatives. Here are some reasons you SHOULD contact me.
1.) If you put a lot of thought into existence and life in general. If you have complex theories about yourself and can empathize with people like myself who think way too hard about far too many things.
2.) If you're a bit (or a lot) sarcastic.
3.) If you're just a sweet person looking to make a connection.
4.) If you have a good sense of humor.
5.) If you're slightly (or extremely) dark like I am.
6.) If you went through the sites and decided I seemed reasonable.
7.) If you are bored.
8.) If I seem interesting to you.
9.) If you have something interesting to tell me.
10.) If you're just a nice person looking for a decent woman who actually cares about the people she dates, remembers to call, and pays for dinner once and a while.
11.) Most of all, if you have an open mind.