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About me:

I’m funny, sarcastic, kind, outgoing, inquisitive, sensitive (but not cry baby sensitive, that’s just a little gay) and fantastically awesome... Okay, that last part was probably embellished a little bit. I can’t dance… I mean at all…. I lost my rhythm in a horrible break dancing accident when I was 9, maybe you read about it in the papers? The crotch of my child-sized MC Hammer pants got caught up around my head and I fatally fractured my rhythm and sense of coordination. It was tragic, but then again, so were those pants. I love to travel. I have seen 30 states in the US and have also been to Europe twice. I’ve seen 16 countries and I will see a whole lot more. I’ve been to Munich for the last two Oktoberfests and will probably make it again this year for the hat trick.

I don’t consider myself to be a “serial dater”. To be honest, I just don’t like the games associated with this thing we call “dating”. If there is chemistry between two people, then the whole thing just becomes easy. Trust, communication, security, they all fall into place when people are comfortable and honest enough to just say what they mean rather than play the game. I want that. I started a martial arts class about a year ago and came up with the following mathematical equation. Being horribly out of shape + being a smoker = getting my ass kicked by a 12 year old girl.

Any questions? Because I sure as hell did. Like why is my only arch nemesis a 7th grader who’s made out of pig tails, freckles and 100% pure evil. What kind of stupid crap did I pull when I was younger for Karma to pay me back with that one? I figured it was the smoking that was keeping me back so I decided to quit. I still bum one or two off my friends, but its pretty rare and usually only when I have a beer, which is also rare. You can judge me as “just another smoker” if you want to and decide not to date me. I don’t mind.

I'm looking for:

So the following are just a few observations I've made on this site. If you only have five pictures on this site and four of them are just close-up shots of your tattoos and nothing else... I think you're lame. Its not that I want to hate on tatts or anything. But you know some of you ladies think we look like a total douche bag when you see a guy's profile with a pic of him standing in a mirror with his shirt off? Well, your "extra zoomed-in" photo of your tattoo located on some unidentifiable part of your body is the female equivalent to the douche bag photo. One or two pics of your tatt... Cool. If all your pics are of that cute butterfly you got on your wrist... You're lame. Sorry, but someone had to tell you. Also, if you misspell every other word and try to write it "LiKe ThIs CuZ U ThInK It Lo0kS aLL GaNgStA N DoPe As FaWk"... I think you're retarded.