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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:: Hi, got back from Iraq last year to discover I'm now surplus to requirements and thus separated (yes I know I still have a ring on in my photo). But now I'm back, with perhaps a little more front this time - steady!!! Don't go expecting shots of my nether regions to be faxed by return; you ever tried feeding your 'bits & bobs' into a fax machine? Photocopying my @r$e at Xmas parties is one thing, but those fax's get dammed hot!! In that vein a mate of mine had the snip a couple of years ago and was told he needed to 'shave' for access; he was a little concerned about slipping with his gillette, so I suggested he waxed - you could hear the cries across town; I've still not been forgiven, nor should I be ;)

Many have been kind enough to check me out or flirt, but most of the mail is from young web cam maidens and Eastern European Mail order Brides: Here you go, typical of the mail I get, "Hello. How are you? I liked your profile! To me of 29 years and I live in Russia. I search for serious relations! I very much wish to learn more about you. If to you interestingly write to me! I with impatience will wait for your letter!!!! Very much it would be desirable to see your answer!!! I wait for your letter on my e-mail: @.com"

Does searching for serious relations mean she's mislaid an uncle who doesn't smile much? The quality of English is better than the web cam Doris's can usually muster! Ladies, I don’t have a webcam and can’t speak Uzbekistani, so please go and pray on some other unsuspecting fool: You’re remarkably easy to spot: why else would an attractive 19-21 yo contact a greying 41 yo bloke with 2 kids? If you think I’m sugar-daddy potential then think again: I've caramelised!

What do you get in return? Well, 6’2”, athletic build, salt’n’pepa hair, all my own, as are my teeth. Loyalty, integrity, and a friend.

Did write some more, but exceeded the word count, so you'll have to drop me a line to hear the rest...
I'm looking for:: Loyalty, above all else!
Be good if you scrub up reasonably well and don't eat with your hands if we go somewhere nice; in return I'll promise not to slurp my soup, or dribble towards the end of an evening.
Seriously: flirtatious, but loyal; affectionate; passionate; enthusiastic; happy in the pub, at the rugby, in the cinema, out to dinner, dancing at a posh do, or curled up on the sofa with a decent bottle of red or white (and perhaps a cheese board). Keen, enthusiastic, and perhaps a little bit naughty!

Don't want much, do I?