eric911 Elvis Bigfoot and Venusian Female in Kinky Love Triangle

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About me:: I have 3 kids and a grandson, but they don't live with me. I have been divorced since 1994. I like solving crossword puzzles, cryptograms and soduku puzzles. I believe the brain is the largest muscle in the body and needs to be exercised daily. I am an avid reader and some of my favorite authors are Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Ken Follett and Nelson Demille. And so anybody won't get the idea that I am a sexist pig. I like to read Ann Rule and I even read "gothic romances" Katherine E Woodiwiss is an excellant writer. My sense of humor is best described as warped as I usually find something comical in just about everything in life. My sister is kentuckygirlge on here and she actually beat me semiconscious and threatened me with even more physical harm if I didn't enlist on this site. "Enlist sounds military doesn't it?" Good thing there is not a draft for the Love War, I would probably have been living in Canada since the late 70s. Anything else, just ask me.
I'm looking for:: woman, female lady gentler sex of the species pollyanna or a femme fatale

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eric911

Elvis, Bigfoot, and Venusian Female in Kinky Love Triangle !!! Story on Page 69

Seeking:: seeking women, 30-45
Located:: Any Distance
Height:: 5' 0" (152 cm) to 5' 11" (180 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Average, Firm & Toned, Proportional, Curvy
Hair:: Auburn, Black, Blonde, Dark Blonde, Light Brown, Dark Brown, Medium Brown, Red, Platinum Blonde, Strawberry Blonde, Radically Dyed
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
Education:: Any
Religion:: Any
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Any
Drinks:: Any
Marital Status:: Any
Has kids:: Any
Wants kids:: Any