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About me:

I asked a few people what they thought of me, and this is what they said
From Janice. “ I took him back to meet my parents, they just looked at each other and asked where they’d gone wrong “
Betty was more complimentary. “ The dog has stopped biting him now “

Bacon sandwiches on Sunday morning,
One of my over priced quotes being accepted
Telling my favourite joke (too rude to put on here)
Messing about at Salsa lessons,
My van starting on a frosty morning,
Those special looks that need no words, chocolate with the raisins in,
Finishing work at lunchtime and going to the cafe, buying surprise gifts,
I hate being at the back of a queue,
Chinese and Indian
Sitting in a pub garden in the afternoon,
Eating a burger king whopper before going on holiday,
A weekend in Prague,
Making love in the sunshine
Walking along the cliff path in Puerto Rico,
The time i got a letter from the taxman saying i didn't owe anything,
No queue at Asda,
Getting a text that says "fancy going out tonight"

Originally from Hertfordshire, and sounding like an Eastenders reject, I came to Bristol about 7 years ago with my job, and really love it here, except the cider. I was a salesman, but am now a happy, if underpaid self employed tiler.
Full of contradictions, I can be patient, yet hate queuing, love food, but hardly cook, discuss serious issues in a humorous way, work hard, but don’t have a great interest in money.
Should I, by the age of 47 have grown out of trance music, and be over the pain of 80’s music. My philosophy on life is a simple one, enjoy what you have, take nothing for granted, what doesn’t kill you can only make you stronger, always find the humour in a situation, a passionate kiss and cuddle is worth a thousand wordsand avoid cliché’s, they're just not my cup of tea

I'm looking for:

My ideal girlfriend loves driving and drinking diet coke (no chance eh !!!)
A good sense of fun, and knows how to laugh, not as easy as it sounds