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About me:: Position Available: Girlfriend

Position Description: Non-profit-(me) offers environmental enrichment,happiness and affection.Work will include various tasks as outlined in Job Description. Employment is labor intensive, hours are long and the pay is poor. The work is difficult and can be stressfull, but the rewards are great!

Qualifications/ Experience:
Divorced and seperated is acceptable. Single parent or no parent can apply.Due to workers comp insurance, there will be drug testing

Salary/ Funding:
Zero/ Nothing(this is non-profit)
Support provided for internship/Volunteer positions (Travel,Meals) is available at this time. Room and Board are provided in the form of "sleep overs"if desired and if employment is classified as long term Girlfriend

Term of Appointment: Long-term
Application deadline: On-Going

Job Summary:
Schedules and/or Participates in social interactions with Boyfriend. Moral and/or emotional support of Boyfriend. Participates in intimacy with Boyfriend (only).
Must have ideas,amusement and intellectual stimulation for Boyfriend.
Compose and types routine correspondense and memoranda using computer and/or cell phone.
Keeps secrets, but not from boyfriend.
Establishes and maintains affinitive bonds through physical contact and/or other methods.
Occasional compliments or reassurance during times of emotional stress, or various other times of insecurity.
Knowledge and/or genuine interest in subject matters that boyfriend likes.
* Special requirements (established by boyfriend) willing to work overtime, Holidays and weekends as requested by boyfriend. Occasional public declaration or support of public declaration of boyfriend status.
Willingness to accept being referred to as "Girlfriend" in multiple forms of communication (i.e., Verbal,Conversation,electronic discourse,Sign language,Photographs, etc.) without cringing, gagging or experiencing other discomfort.

To apply, respond by e-mail or note with letter of intent
I'm looking for:: Seeking the better haly with a good head on her shoulders,smart funny and witty