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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I should realy re-write this - nah got other stuff to do and while some of it has changed for the most part it still gives you good reality on who I am...I'm ugly, smell bad, dull, very poor and like to wear my underpants on my head. I do however have a...hmmmn.. wide sence of hummor - I can find most hings funny ( if i turn my head just the right way). Sorry but most of my first sentance was a lie (i'm just too honest -sigh) the bit about the underpants does hold some truth. I'm not a hundred percent sure I'm into this; curious realy. I'm too busy to get lonely but would enjoy some female company. Whoops off track a little you want to know about me. Im a good laugh, nothings a problem for long for me.I like people = no I LOVE people - fasanating beings. Can't stand pubs or clubs. Fairly intelligent guy. I've been told I should give up my job and write poetry for living. So long as I haven't had less than 3 hours sleep or have more han 10 urgent things to get done today I'm relaxed and happy. I feel like i'm twelve a lot of the time -just wanna have fun and be silly an enjoy life. Averagely fit. Nothing else much about me is normal or average. " An odd boy. has potetail could try harder" (was that on my report?) Like to discuss different points of view. Don't like to discuss small stuff like what my bosses wife said to the lady down the road about my neighbour's kids. Hope that gives you an idea. At the moment I'm not looking for the next Mrs me - could happen but realy looking for company just now.If I don't sound like your kinda guy I hope you have good luck finding him. See ya!

I'm looking for:

You have enough class to make sure when you open a bottle of beer you use your back teeth so to not crack any more of the front ones. Someone who can fit my wonderwoman outfit and dosen't mind a guy who's into wearing adult sized nappies and being spanked. (jokeing I've given that up - - mostly.)Somebody who's Fun and can laugh at things like...well like I've written or enjoys comedy like " black adder". Has a positive outlook. Realy I'm just testing the waters here. Not totaly sure of what kind of person i'm looking for just now. Drop me a line or something and who knows? whats the worst that could happen? You could spend sometime getting to know a boring weirdo like me and have a good laugh telling your friends about me later. Ok some of this HAS changed I want to met someone that shares the same religious views as I do - so if you know what the ARC triangle is, drop me a line. If not drop me a line anyway, it's just not likely (lovely that I'm sure you are) that "romance will bloom".