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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

Hi, I am Ian, an Englishman, ex-computer programmer, now living on the Costa del Sol, Spain. I am 61 years old (going on 16), 1.78 tall (5-10 in old money) and slimly built. I am reasonably eddukattid (a First in Computer Science), articulate and I have a full head of hair (my own but, sadly, now greying) and my own teeth (both). I believe that a half full glass is infinitely better than a half empty one. And you thought those were the bad bits? I smoke and enjoy a social drink. If you do not partake of the same dirty habits as me, then I will not try and contact you, out of respect. But please feel free to contact`me if smoking and drinking do not bother you.

I am clean and tidy. Smart casual but lousy dress sense - hey, I live in a hot country and flip-flops are de rigueur here. My best feature? For the right person it's my imagination, if you know what I mean. :)

I'm looking for:

What am I looking for? Maria Sharapova would be great, failing that a rich widow/divorcee with a villa and pool, but I have to keep a sense of proportion these days. A lady who is more grown-up than mature, has honesty as a *must* (had five years with a narcisstic psychopath - I've been to Hell and seen the Devil! but I'm not looking for sympathy), someone who believes there's no 'I' in 'TEAM', preferably slim and who has finished with any desires for procreating the species (I am snipped). A really good sense of humour is essential - for your sake; you will probably need it. Someone who prefers to debate rather than argue, to discuss sensibly rather than fight. Oh yes, and they must not be dead below the waist and want to give and receive the best of pleasures in bed (or anywhere else for that matter).