About me: If you happen to meet Mr. Perfect, he’ll most likely be a cross-dresser or serial killer. If you survive, let's talk. I’m not perfect but I promise never to borrow your clothes. .
If you haven't met your handsome prince in shining armor by now, its because he already has a boyfriend.
Me: physically fit, educated, no emotional baggage, take care of myself and maintain a positive outlook. I've been reasonably successful against the demons of age, don't take myself too seriously & can have fun without breaking too many rules. I'm a Christian, have a warped sense-of-humor and I do like my beer - in moderation of course.
. I like stand-up comedy, live theater, camping, rock-climbing and hunting. My golf game is appalling, so I prefer to play with bad golfers so my game won't look so bad by comparison. A sense of humor is essential in any enduring relationship.
. I don't mean to be unkind, but if you are substance abuser, a hateful screaming liberal, are easily offended or into causing public scenes, it's best that you move on - regardless of how good looking you are. At our age people should have gotten the need for drama out of their system.
I'm looking for: If you are able to handle the bumps in the road reasonably and with respect, then our time together will be filled with love and laughter. Tolerance of small imperfections is imperative because none of us are perfect. .
I seek to meet a woman who keeps herself fit, sees the glass as half-full, and is not afraid to open her mind for fear her brain may fall on the floor. I don’t need another mess to clean up! . Its important that a woman knows the difference between Levity and Vanity. For example, she wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror - sees two fried eggs in a bucket of Pig Slop, and says; "don't hate me because I'm beautiful". . Let's be honest, at our age menopause is a reality; I can help you through the hot flashes, but if you have Jekyll & Hyde mood swings or lose your mind when you run out of Prozac, it just won't work. I have a lot of energy now, but someday I'll be too old to outrun a crazy-woman who is off her meds! A woman who laughs at my stupid jokes gets bonus points.
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Cheers, Brad