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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I am a man of few words, unless there's a conversation; but still, I have two ears and only one mouth for a reason. I don't know what to say here, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom! But seriously, you won't hear me talk about myself much. So I’ll let some friends speak for me.

Maryanne: Who enjoys poetry, walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick: “His actions and friendship speak volumes. On your first date, you’ll probably notice he’s easy going, has a healthy and humorous look at life, courteous, chivalrous, a little bit ornery, and sometimes spacey or maybe even a little clumsy. If you’re going to continue to see him then get used to it.”

My cat: Who I believe is secretly the head of the American cell of the terrorist group Fuzzbollah: “He feeds me, pets me and talks to me. What more could you want?” Translated from “Meow meow P mreow.”

Dave: Who once taunted a sweet old woman at Walmart by answering “What?, What? ” to her repeated offerings for a free hearing test: “Jeff needs a woman who is kind, honest, and yet not afraid to say what she means. He’s no fan of chronic complainers (especially about weather); and he pretty much lives by that “Serenity Prayer”. He’s a good guy who’s always there, doesn’t judge, and cheers you up.”

I'm looking for:

See what Dave said above. I'm looking for what my parents still have. They've been married for over 50 years and are very happy! I believe honesty and humor got them through the rough times. I am looking for family, either your kids or "ours", and if you have a lot of extended family here, then that's a bonus! All of my family is in Phoenix.

I don't take a good picture, so I know I look like a toad. But if you let us meet, I will sweep you off your feet (Ok, I'm no poet, but I will probably make you laugh!).

If you get my humor and appreciate my style, then say hello.