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About me:: My name is Johnny. I am 6'1". I am looking to have a laugh. Cos it is good to laugh. When we laugh, it is said to release a chemical in our brain. I want to laugh, then harvest this chemical, and sell it to make other people laugh. I would charge much for this chemical but that is only because I want to get rich at the expense of other people. Eventually I would make this into big business. Harvest chemical from other Brains. That is my plan.

Ah no, I'm just jokin. I'm only 5'10"

Ok, ok. I'll try and be serious for a moment. My name is JT. I am 5'10". I am 28. I may write like a 5 year old reciting what I did for my holidays but maybe that's the way us Irish men write. I live in dublin and work as a Bandit. I like fun. I also like stuff. Stuff and fun are good. When I'm not doing stuff or fun, or indeed - fun stuff, I like to keep fit. Oh of course, I'm caring, romantic, sensitive and the all the other usual stuff!

Well it's hard to be serious. I could write that I am the worlds greatest lover, Ireland's kindest man, a comedian of indeterminate quality, an intellect with the finest mind of this generation, A man who's looks could stop time itself.... and all that may be true.... or all of that may be totaly untrue and why should you believe me just cos I write it here?
I'm looking for:: I have always searched long and hard for a woman who could share my aspirations and goals in life. The main goal being of course, world domination. Therefore I would like to find a woman with ambition.

I like the woman who is a good woman. All types of looks and personality. I don't discriminate. Even the women with psycho personalities. I seem to get on well with them. That must be just because I am such a nice person that I can get on with anyone. Even if they are mental.

That is it really. she must be an (outside matters of world domination) but let me be a (in all matters) and definitely no women who look like this

UPDATE SEP 09 - Just here for the forums.... not looking for dating any longer!!! UPDATE OCT 09 - she's now my girlfriend so definitely not looking for dating!!!

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johnnyt

Welcome to Bandit Country

I am a:: 28 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 19-29
Location:: Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Last Online:: Online within 2 weeks
Height:: 5' 10" (178 cm)
Body Type:: Average
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Eye Color:: Blue
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
Do dah dododo. Dah do deedeeda. Ha do deedodo. Do dee dadada. Can't think of much else.
Education:: Associate Degree
Finance. This is a fancy way of saying I've been taught how to lie and cheat people out of their money in a professional manner.
Religion:: Spiritual but not religious
I have overpowering faith in Green (Money).
Occupation:: Executive/Management
Money Bandit
Income:: No Answer
Smokes:: Trying To Quit
Drinks:: Occasionally
Marital Status:: In a Relationship
Has Kids:: Yes, and they live with me sometimes
Wants Kids:: Someday
Looking for:: Talk/Email/Pen Pal
Sign:: Pisces

My Match Info

Seeking:: seeking women, 19-29
Located:: Within 300 miles of Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Height:: 4' 10" (147 cm) to 6' 0" (183 cm)
Body Type:: Any
Hair:: Any
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: Any
Education:: Any
Religion:: Any
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Any
Drinks:: Any
Marital Status:: Any
Has kids:: Any
Wants kids:: Any

My Interests

Money. Being a bandit. Being a bandit of money. Money banditting. Eh, did I say money? yea, money. I like money. I hate it too but I like it. Let me see, what else do Iike?? Em, let me think... oh yeah. Money.