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About me:

I am an acomplished artist, an aspireing writer, and a struggling stand-up comiedian. At a young age, I am Financialy successful, own my own house, two cars and am Happy in life. My relationships always take a turn for the worst, so now I'm wanting to just go out and have some fun amd meet some people. But if I come across anyone who would like a relationship, I'd be all for it. I am very busy in life, but I always find time to devote to someone if I feel they're worth it. I really just want someone to spoil. And who I can be Proud to say, "Hell Yeah That's My Girl! And She's NOT Crazy! And What!"

Comedy - I do Stand Up Comedy. Nothing that has gotten me Recognized by any talent hunters yet, but I hope to have it take off any day now. A few of my friends and I have opened for the Laugh Factory and The Funny Bone, Comedy Clubs in CT. Hoping to Headline Soon. So If I don't make you laugh within 5 minutes of knowing me, then there is something wrong.

Pets - I don't do pets. Not saying I Can't stand Pets, just saying they're not for me. I figure that if there's gonna be anything that Pisses or Shits on my carpets, it's gonna be ME, D*mn it! Not that I would. That's disgusting....

Music - I always feel that music can say alot about a person. I can listen to anything and everything. My Heart and Soul is in Rock and Roll. Led Zepplin, Queen (Which says NOTHING about my Masculinity, by the way...) Guns and Roses, Metalica, Disturbed. I can mosh with the best of them. But I have my times where people are surprised to find me Relaxing to Classical, kicking it to country, or grooving to some techno. Diversity people. That's what it all about!

Art - I'm an Artist. I have been ever since I was 4 years old. I'm able to find the beauty in almost anything and everything around me. I Draw, Scketch, Paint, Still Life, Sculpt, Photograph, you name it, I can do it. You place a Creative Tool in my hand, and I will Create for you a Mother F'n Masterpiece!

I'm looking for:

Not Picky as to what I find. As long as your NOT crazy, nuts, hearing voices, seeing things, or otherwise insane, wanted for muder, homacidal, Suicidal, genocidal, have more than one personality, one of which is a 95 year old killer circus midget with Tourette syndrome, have Rabies, in a satinist cult, a Parapalegic born with no sence of humor, a transvestite, a man pretending to be and/or dressed as a woman, a Woman who just happens to look more like a man than I do, Hairier than Robin Williams, smell like Hot @$$ in the middle of January, or are in fact a 700 pound gorilla, then I'll take just about anything I can get. Turn Ons - My biggest turn on is hair. You got a fabulous Do that I can run my fingers through, then you're in. I believe a womans hair is the most beautiful part of her body. She could be Flat as a board and Ugly as Sin but if she's got Salon style hair, I go completely Ga-ga over it. I used to get off on Herbal Essence Commercials for Christ's sake.