About me: My name is Joseph and would love to know yours. I am a comedian at heart, so if your looking for that serious type please pass me on by. I am easy going and most likely you can have your way with me (but pleaseee be gentle). What am I looking for, what else, I am looking to meet someone to spend time with and get to know and hope to establish some sane relationship. I don't work in the garden (I have a black thumb), don't walk in the rain (I'll catch a cold), hike in the woods (the bugs eat me alive), moonlight walks (afraid of the dark). I will take you dancing, a movie, cook you dinner, hold your hand, listen to you, meet your family (they will love me) and basically do whatever you want me to do, even work in the garden, walk in the rain, hike in the woods and moonlight walks. I am not into sports or nascar, when I was a kid growing up my mother never let me play sports, she made me play with the girls (I thank her for that). I am retired from the US Army (24 years of active duty)and currently work for an Environmental Company as a Health and Safety Coordinator. I am not tall (5ft 5in)so if your looking for the Jolly Green Giant, it's not me. But do keep in mind I have a cute way of getting on and off (I am talking about a horse, get your mind out of the gutter). I am comfortable in blue jeans or a suit and tie (and look great in a tux). One thing I won't do is lie to you and I will treat you with respect (I still open the car door for you). I will not be bringing any baggage into a relationship. I love kids so bring them on. If your the type that likes to go to church on Sunday and want to take me along make sure you bring a hard hat, the church might fall down. I would like to meet you, coffee, dinner, drinks, candy bar, pop corn, ice cream you name it. If you don't like what you see, we can shake hands, hug or a very long lingering kiss goodby. Hope to hear from you. Joseph
I'm looking for: There is no ideal match in this world. Something is always out of wack but there is always something that feels so right. I need that someone with a sense of humor and likes to have a good time. Someone that will not take me t serious unless I am holding her and looking into her eyes.