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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

Soooo, let's see. For starters I'm a foreigner who likes to bounce around the world from time to time (i.e., as much as possible). I spend too much time in fornt of the computer (witness the fact that I'm here, for one thing!), I'm boring, lazy, tend to take ages to reply to letters and e-mails (or return calls for the matter), I like reading, writing (no, I don't write poetry if that's what you're thinking), cooking (I'm a pretty decent cook, even if I say so myself), and not much of a clubber - no, I don't dance. Not much of a looker either. I am easy to convince when it comes to doing random trips anywhere remotely interesting, preferably if it can be reached by car, although I'm not completely opposed to tramping and the like. I like pie.

I'm looking for:

My goddamn keys again. Failing that, someone who can at least write coherent sentences. Lolcats are exempted (then again, if you look like a cat or are a cat capable of using a computer there may be other issues worth addressing). If that didn't make much sense, it's because my topics of conversation tend to diminish rapidly when not dealing with internet memes or typical geeky conversation.

Actually, there was no "whatever" to choose from the dropbox of what one is looking for (or maybe multiple choices), so eh, I can say it here. Whatever, I'm game for many different things :D