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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I am not easy to get along with. I have fleas but I'm working on that. I do not snore, no matter what my ex-wife says.

I hear voices in the night when I forget to turn the TV off before I fall asleep.

For our first date, I always try to accommodate the wishes of my partner. I meet her at a place of her choice. I like her to be in a comfortable setting so she does not try to escape when we finally meet.

I always tip the Maitre d' so we are not seated near any windows, doors, or other avenues of escape.

I encourage my dates to drink plenty of liquor, because if she has trouble walking she will not be able to run away.

If she comes back for a second date I know I did at least one thing right and it is probably the liquor and more drinks are in order. I am anxious to go on a third date sometime soon.

If you read this far you know that I am pulling your leg. I am a generous gentleman looking for happiness. I would bet that you are looking for happiness too. I have a sense of humor that is a little odd but I am fun, polite and generous.

At this stage of life we have all had our ups and downs. I think I am better for them and I am a happy person. I am looking for someone who is also happy with life and not bitter because of the past.

For Fun:
I like Movies, Photography, Sports Events, Museums, Music, Reading, Fine Dining, Wines, Gardening, Family, Friends, Parties, Drinking and Travel, OU/OSU Sports.

My Job:
I am an attorney in N.W. OKC. I have been in practice for 30 years and am a solo practitioner engaged in trial work.

I'm looking for:

I do speak Venusian and I like women from Venus. Do you speak Martian?

Women who date me have to be very tolerant people because I am definitely a human being like some of you.

A Woman who dates me must like dining in fine, quiet restaurants because I love to eat and want to hear what she has to say.

The Airline Baggage Rules apply: You are allowed one small piece of carry on baggage, but you must check the rest at the gate.

My Ethnicity:
I was born in Alabama with a banjo on my knee but I had it surgically removed recently because it was getting harder and harder to find pants that would fit me. I have lived in Oklahoma since I was three years old. I am a Caucasian male. I have NOT undergone sex reassignment but I am in touch with your feminine side.

My Religion
I was born into the Church of Christ and later joined the Methodist Church. I occasionally attend church.

My Education
I have degrees from OU and OCU. I hold a Post Graduate degree.

My Favorite Hot Spots:
Colorado mountains, New Orleans (poor, poor New Orleans), Many Mexican Destinations, Bricktown, Napa Valley, NYC, San Francisco, Las Vegas and Washington, D.C. My Favorite Things:
I enjoy movies in the theater, reading, and photography. I like dining in fine restaurants.

My Last Reads:
I enjoy fiction, history, mystery, fantasy and biography. Stephen King, John Grisham, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, Michael Connelly, Patricia Cornwell, Janet Evanovich, Fannie Flagg, Leonard Elmore, JK Rowling, E. Annie Proulx, and Larry McMurtry