About me: I am a liar and a manipulator, a borderline psychotic with a god complex. I hate everything, especially puppies and little children and all religions and laundromats. I sleep in a casket, just like President Reagan. Anything you can do I can do better. I may represent a quantum leap in the process of evolution, but I doubt it. It's a nice thought though. I like to try and frighten people with my sorceror's ways.
I'm looking for: I am really trying to quit falling in love with lesbians beczuse i do it way too often. My ideal match would have to at least try to be honest with me, but I won't deduct any points if she fails miserably each time. Family and friends should be a matter of total indifference to her. She should be easy going and like to stay home and watch movies as much as going out and hanging out with friends or catching a movie or setting fires for the insurance money. She should be able to take a joke. Even if it turns out to be lethal. As long as it's FUNNY that's what counts. Just be a decent girl...nobody's perfect and I dont expect perfect but I do expect respect and honesty. Which is absolutely asinine now that I think of it. Okay, scratch all that, I DO expect perfect. Even better than perfect. I expect the cosmos in a seashell. I expect just about any damn thing before i expect honesty these days. I mean, I have no intention of being totally honest, why should I expect some poor woman to be?