About me: Former North American Chairman of the Tri-Lateral Commission and current President of No MA'AM Local 351. My story is a simple one. After being awarded the Nobel Peace Price for hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden, I returned home and became the President and CEO of a small startup company named Google. Soon thereafter, I was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in Virginia's 4th district. Ever since, I have laid low, working various jobs as a cage fighter, North Atlantic Cod fisherman, and bounty hunter, but mainly playing games with the financial markets to advance my own nefarious ends.
I'm looking for: Hello ladies, my name is Steve but you can call me 'your majesty'. I'm the Bruce Cutler of the Liberal movement, I love sports, girls, beer, politics, debating important issues, and family is the most important thing to me. Those who know me would say my best quality is loyalty; to my friends, family, and convictions. I enjoy conversations about college basketball and barfights. I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy. I am looking for a girl who makes less money than me so I can feel better about myself. I support a woman's right to choose, vote, hold elected office and to be a solider, but I want MY woman in the kitchen cooking me dinner and watching after our kids. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I don't disco, and neither should you. I need my woman to be loyal, the kind of loyal that has a warm meal waiting for me when I come home from a four-day drinking binge. But most importantly, I need someone to hold me when the night terrors come, call me a hopeless romantic but this is what I desire...