mainlente I put the toilet seat down

July '09

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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:: Whatever you do, don't judge me by a number. I act, think, and look much younger than my age might conjure up in your mind.

I am a professional writer and my sense of humor is slightly left of center. Also, I am a '60s hippie (420) capable of disguising myself in a tailored suit or tux when the situation calls for it. (However, my daily dress is usually business casual.) Being blessed with an inquisitive mind, I love learning about - and doing - new things. Traveling is a passion, but I haven't been to nearly enough places. I consider myself a moral man, though I am not religious. All-in-all, I clean up nice, know which fork to use, and have been trained to put the toilet seat down.

P.S. While I do own a motorcycle, it's not a lifestyle thing for me.
I'm looking for:: I am strongly attracted to women in the arts, but I'm also drawn to professionals. Of primary importance is that she can put two or more coherent sentences together without any spelling errors. I'd love to find a woman who enjoys being feminine without being high-maintenance. She also has mastered the art of applying make-up and owns at least one pair of stiletto heels. Plus, she's smart enough to know the term "Native American" isn't referring to someone born in the United States. I'm not really big on Earth Mothers. While I consider myself a "green" person, I have no interest in a woman who lives in denim, thinks Chapstick is lipstick, and hasn't worn a dress since her cousin's wedding. This may seem like I'm being very fussy, but that's okay. I'm only looking for one female non-smoker with whom to have wonderful times. And hopefully, she's not allergic to cats. I have two rescued Sealpoint Siamese who mean a lot to me.

NOTE: If you're seeking a "God-fearing man", well, that isn't me. Also, a picture is necessary for a response. VERY IMPORTANT: I am only looking for someone already in the United States.

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I put the toilet seat down!

I am a:: 62 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 48-61
Location:: Farmington, Connecticut USA
Last Online:: online today!
Height:: 6' 0" (183 cm)
Body Type:: Stocky
Hair Color:: Light Brown
Eye Color:: Blue
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
You can call me "honky" if you must.
Education:: Bachelors Degree
I have one of the six most useless degrees known to mankind. I have a BFA in Theater. I have also taken graduate courses towards a Masters degree...which I will probably never finish. In addition, I have taught at the college level.
Religion:: Non-religious
I am a devote Disneyist. I believe in the eternal spirit of Walt Disney. He has brought so much happiness to people around the world, and no one has died in his name. Of course, Michael Eisner is the Anti-Walt.
Occupation:: Executive/Management
I am the president and creative director for a boutique advertising agency
Income:: $150,000+
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Socially
Marital Status:: Divorced
Has Kids:: Yes, they are Grown and left the nest
Wants Kids:: No Way
Looking for:: Long-term
Sign:: Cancer

My Match Info

Seeking:: seeking women, 48-61
Located:: Within 100 miles of Farmington, Connecticut USA
Height:: 5' 4" (163 cm) to 5' 10" (178 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Average, Few extra pounds, Skinny, Modelesque, Proportional, Voluptuous, Curvy
Hair:: Auburn, Black, Blonde, Dark Blonde, Light Brown, Dark Brown, Medium Brown, Red, Platinum Blonde, Strawberry Blonde, Radically Dyed
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: Any
Education:: Some College, Associate Degree, Bachelors Degree, Masters Degree, PhD/Post Doctoral
Religion:: Any
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Socially, Occasionally
Marital Status:: Any
Has kids:: I have no kids, Live with me sometimes, Don't live with me, They are far away, Grown and left the nest
Wants kids:: No Way, No, and seeking same, No, been there, done that