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About me: Slightly bonkers, English but not my fault, mad for the gaelic football, learning Irish (badly). Love music. Can't stick Irish dancing. Have decided to boycott television (altho secretly miss it). Hate the rain, and mud and dogs that jump up to lick your face. Hate moustaches but like goaties. And goats. And cats. Love Ireland, the sea, the mountains, turf fires, pubs, TG4, Mayo football team, the colour red, chocolate, Baileys, silly jokes and brightly painted houses. Hate spinach, cold weather, rubber bands, spiders, housework, anything pastel coloured, and stupid things such as cards with fluffy bunnys on hugging a heart and flowers. Like flowers however as long as they are red. I'm ridiculously tall, awkward, inappropriate and clumsy. Can trip over my own feet at a moments notice.

I'm looking for: Looking for someone who will love all my quirks but don't want any axe-wielding lunatics. Don't want to meet your mum. Or your priest. Whats the chances? About the same as Mayo beating Kerry in the All Ireland? Also I want someone who is interesting, funny, cool, handsome, dark haired, tall, clever, fit and unconventional. The odds may now have raised to Ireland winning the World Cup. I also need a hairdresser, plumber, taxi-driver, electrician, builder, plastic surgeon, IT person, chef, comedian, fireman, flowerseller, vet and a bodyguard.