mayorbigrig More fun than a barrel of other fun things

This is me. Handsome, huh?

About me:: I'm a hopeless nerd. There's no skirting around that idea. I love comics, movies, pop culture, trivia, all sorts of inane things like that. But I'm also one of the most tenderhearted guys you're ever likely to meet. I cry at all sorts of movies. I love kids, especially little kids. I'm a fantastic cook! I would like to find a girl who can appreciate my wit, my humor, my personality, my tenderness, and most of all, me.

I was a humor columnist for my school newspaper, so all you girls who are looking for a funny guy came to the right place. Not only am I funny, MY funny has actually been published.

I like being physically affectionate. I hope you do, too.
I'm looking for:: You have to be funny! I can't take it otherwise. MUST be funny. So, quick quiz: are you funny? If you said yes, please double check that you are in fact a heterosexual woman and proceed. If you said no, well... We've got some fabulous parting gifts for you.

Are you a sweet, kind person? Do you have a wild side that you want to share from time to time? Can you handle a man with a sarcastic bend? Could you appreciate a bigger boy? Will you let me be good to you?

If you're close to my age, 18-28ish, give me a ring, let's go have some fun. I'd say fun is important.

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mayorbigrig

More fun than a barrel of other fun things.

I am a:: 26 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 18-28
Location:: Bon Aqua, Tennessee USA
Last Online:: Online over 1 month
Height:: 6' 3" (190 cm)
Body Type:: Husky
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Eye Color:: Brown
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
I'm Scots-Irish mostly. The rest is just... mutt.
Education:: Some College
I'm a senior and a half, and I hope to be graduating sometime before 2070.
Religion:: Christian/Protestant
I love me some Jesus, but I also think that Monty Python's Life of Brian is one of the funniest movies ever. I am truly ashamed of some of the things other Christians do in "the name of God", and I believe God is ashamed of them, too. I don't bel
Occupation:: Student
I'm an English major at Austin Peay State University.
Income:: Less than $25,000
Smokes:: Socially
Drinks:: Occasionally
Marital Status:: Never Married
Has Kids:: I have no kids
Wants Kids:: Someday
Looking for:: Dating
Sign:: Libra

Seeking:: seeking women, 18-28
Located:: Within 100 miles of Bon Aqua, Tennessee USA
Height:: 5' 0" (152 cm) to 6' 3" (190 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender, Average, Few extra pounds, Skinny, Modelesque, Proportional, Full Figured, Voluptuous, Curvy, Big and Beautiful
Hair:: Any
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: Native American, Asian, Hispanic/Latino, White/Caucasian, Mixed Race
Education:: Any
Religion:: Atheist, Christian/Catholic, Christian/Protestant, Christian/Other, Non-religious, Agnostic, Spiritual but not religious
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Any
Drinks:: Any
Marital Status:: Any
Has kids:: I have no kids
Wants kids:: Definitely, Probably Not, Not Sure, No Way, Someday, No, and seeking same