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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I enjoy sleazy people, being kind to politically correct animals, laughing at and with co-workers, working at a job I like. Was farming, sold farm, but now am back to drinking again. I like travelling, peeling birchbark and watching the sun rise. Enjoy singing in a park, playing a banjo on the porch, occasionally being the client. Not a vegetarian, like cooking off whiskey in the hills, occasionally. Like reasonably clean house...., open the doors and let the wind take the chickens and dust out! I love the rubbish that people peddle on the internet "dating sites"... how nice it is to hold hands, take baths together, a walk in the park!! They like pounding keys. The psycholgists say that is a sign of sickness. I like Civil War music. Like talking, but not constant chatter, but like talking about interesting things such as growing horses. If you want to get together for a dinner or an evening, and not too far away, I'd like to meet you. How do you like me so far? I have no shopping list.

I'm looking for:

Wants to get together, isn't addicted to the computer. Will actually go out for a dinner or an evening. Lives not far from me. Prefer non smoker, but if she does, she should be able to smoke a cigar while standing up. Has money, a fast car or horses, no values but believes!!, has own muzzle loading guns (not smooth bore),own powder,own shot. Doesn't need crystal Meth. Can help move the chickens out the door on windy days. A rich settlement from an X would be nice, but not a requirement! A "Maid in waiting" would be nice for her to bring to a marriage. Has never been in jail, must be law abiding and peaceful. Can more than hold her own when fighting with scrappy neighbors, and will take my side! I am now married but can look after any number of dateable women or fast cars. Please send popsickles.

Shopping lists are not a requirement!

We just might exchange telephone numbers, if only to see if this is on the up and up. We'll go from there.