nobody54 wierd fuuny stange friendly

About me:: White male,geographically undesirable, broken beyond repair, been on the planet for fifty-four years, and a few days. Divorced, twice! Common factor in both divorces, ME! One son. One stepdaughter. I am funny, different, will talk about anything, everything, and whatever like I was an expert. I am weird! I know a lot about nothing! Brutally honest! To the point!

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." J.D. Salinger

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. Jerry Seinfeld
I'm looking for:: Someone who needs a spider squishing, jar opening, trash taking out machine.
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nobody54

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I am a:: 54 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 35-55
Location:: Baker City, Oregon USA
Last Online:: Online within 5 days
Height:: 5' 10" (178 cm)
Body Type:: Average
Hair Color:: Gray
Eye Color:: Brown
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
Education:: High School
Religion:: Christian/Other
Occupation:: Retired
Life should be written in pencil with an eraser on three-lined ruled paper
Income:: Less than $25,000
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Never
Marital Status:: Divorced
Has Kids:: Yes, and they are far away
Wants Kids:: Probably Not
Looking for:: Friends/Hang Out
Sign:: Leo