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my attemp at james bond...pretty close i think you will agree??

About me:: ...dunno what to write here really??
my lounge carpet is beige(fawn or sandstone perhaps)
me mate tony fell over and hurt his ankle
my coffee is going cold
i was the first man to fly to the moon and back solo
i scored twice in last years FA cup final
i have discovered the fountain of youth
i own an island paradise
i am king of the aforementioned paradise
women worship the ground i walk on..as do animals and children
...and some men!!
i take a size 10 shoe(men with big feet and all that..lol)
im having sausage and mash with onion gravy for me dinner tonight
....had steak and salad yesterday
i ride a motorbike...(yes ,yes ,yes...it IS a midlife crisis )
really really need a holiday in the sun
i have a liking for ladies in lingerie
my sister just sent me a note reminding me i still owe her 30 quid
if i close my eyes and squeeze real hard i can make sunbeams shine from my posterior
....have i mentioned the lingerie.??
I'm looking for:: ...h
ok...without sounding too pinikity
im looking for anyone with a pulse (although this is more a suggestion than a requirement...h h h and a face,i would like to meet someone with a face

...please form an orderly queue ladies..plenty of "ole gaz" to go round