About me: Are there really bona-fide, straight shootin' ladies left in this world? Seems like they've all been outsourced to other countries that teach their children politeness. I've written so many letters and recieved mum for an answer. Ruggity ol'fella, tattooed blue,cantankerous,goin blind,deaf and lame,hates shavin' cusses up a storm, smokes like a chimney,drives like a wild banshee, likes ol dawgs, children and, loves family friends, cold mtn mornin's, lonesome outta of the way places, ghosttowns, skidrow, circus's, gypsies, loggin camps, fortune tellers, hobo camps, bloodbanks, greasyspoons, litehouses, foghorns, tramp freighters, purty gals. Supporter of Greenpeace, proponent of NRA,
I'm looking for: Seekin' A gal that thrives on bein a part of her side kick,one that loves living high up in the wild country of mountainous Colorado, a gal that loves solitude, serenity, quiet.A non-materialistic spiritual kindee lady, she's a handful, of wit, grace an charm, she's got character,cut her eye teeth chewin' on corncobs an' chopbones,tuffer than a mtn lion,sneekier than a raccoon, more dangerous than a rattlesnake,she's lean, speaks english, lives in the USA,so if you're an ol' hooker, barfly, ex-con or retired stripper,that lost yer youth in honky-tonks and bars,thets gittin' long in the tooth,goin blind,deaf and lame, hate shavin' good me too, can crak a blacksnake, skin a cat,run a crew, drive anything trakked,cuss like a sailor,smoke like a locomotive loves animals, the down trodden, and would give you the shirt off her back, she's one to ride the river with...oh did I mention you've gotta have a funnybone
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Seeking: |
seeking women, 50-60
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Located: |
Within 5000 miles of craig, Colorado USA |
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Height: |
4' 10" (147 cm) to
6' 0" (183 cm) |
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Body Type: |
Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Muscular, Average, Disabled, Modelesque, Firm & Toned, Ripped, Curvy |
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Hair: |
Any |
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Eyes: |
Any |
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Ethnicity: |
Native American, Asian, Hispanic/Latino, White/Caucasian |
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Education: |
Any |
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Religion: |
Spiritual but not religious |
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Occupation: |
Artist, Labor/Construction, Retired, Teacher/Professor, Military, Farming/Agriculture/Forestry, Homemaking/Childrearing, Non-profit/Volunteer/Activist, Personal Care/Beauty, Science/Research, Writer/Journalist |
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Income: |
Any |
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Smokes: |
Socially, Regularly, Trying To Quit |
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Drinks: |
Socially, Gave it up, Rarely, Occasionally |
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Marital Status: |
Divorced, Widowed |
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Has kids: |
Grown and left the nest |
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Wants kids: |
Probably Not, No Way |