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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I'm a newly-minted twenty, a student. I spend most of my life on failbook avoiding assignments, & reading trashy novels. I drink too much, hate all my friends & want to go back to bed instead of going to work. I once slept until 3pm just because I could.

I pretend to be clever, but really I'm just an arse.

I have far too many ear piercings, but wouldn't jeopardise my job with anything too 'risqué'... not that lasertag supervisor is such a serious job anyway. I look conservative with my electric orange hair & colander ears.

I go shoe & op-shopping with girls, to McDonalds with guys & to the movies with everyone. My favourite place in the world is Luna Park, have you ever watched the sun set from the Ferris Wheel over the Harbour Bridge? It's almost as beautiful as me (har, har).

I did four unit English for the HSC & study English & linguistics at uni, so if I tell you to change your shirt because the slogan ends in a preposition, you do it sir! I will also laugh at you if you admit to playing WoW. I'll still go out with you, but poke fun mercilessly. Wahaahahahahha.

I go goth nightclubbing on occasion for the hilarity, but I also go to Pancakes at the Rocks. Often on the same night. You should see me at two o'clock in the morning, trying to eat pancakes while wearing a corset & fishnets. I think the Simpsons is the height of witty social commentary, but I'm in love with Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear. & James May. Oh bugger it, Richard Hammond too.

I watch too much TV, spend too much time on the internet, spend too much money & have too many jobs at the same time. Then I go apply for more jobs. But honestly, if I didn't have to work, I'd spend most of my time lamenting the fact that we don't get the BBC here in Australia. British television, I would die happy.

I'm looking for:

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I'm the shortest person I know, even when I have four inch heels on. It's over forty degrees in my house & I have jeans, shoes & socks on. I'm literally going mad now trying to represent myself truthfully without sounding a shambles. Oh wait.

**You seem lovely, but I'm only interested in those gentlemanly-types between the ages of 19 & 24, thank you.**

Oh, & I'm not a real red-head. I just dye it, frequently. But the eyes are mine! I aspire to be Leeloo Dallas, multipass! Okay, getting too geeky now.

Ideally you'd be quite a bit under six foot (I'm tiny enough as it is), light eyes? Green, blue? I absolutely have a thing for beards (or even manly unshavedness) & ginger never harms anything.

Boozing, staying up all night watching Black Books (or Star Wars, Top Gear, The Mighty Boosh, Snuffbox, IT Crowd, whatever happens to be on TVS, anything English or super-nerdy), going to parties, chillaxing, going to Luna Park, drinking hot chocolates at midnight, going to the cinema to see the same film three times, it's all good.

I'm quite charmed by a wry sense of humour, & terrible flirts always draw me in. I do want long-term, isn't that why we're here? Friends are lovely, I could always do with more & romantic. In fact, I want the nerdiest most red-headed geek there is, to have & to hold.