About me: *WARNING* Reading this profile may result in uncontrollable Laughter that may lead to spontaneous nudity. I am 6 ft tall, 240 lb, blue eyes. Have most of my teeth. I have 10 fingers, 10 toes. My favorite food is peaches. Favorite number is 3. A full head of hair that would make the C.E.O of the "Hair club for men" very jelous. I consider myself to be a romantic, passionate. I've been told that i look like Toby Kieth. But really, he looks like me. I am an honest person. Because Judge Judy said "By being honest person, you dont need a good memory". I'm not into one night stands. I think 3 or 4 nights would be better. Thats a long time to stand, and i think our legs would get tired. But I will hold your legs up if you wish. My interests are Music, Nascar, Bad Motor Scooters, Camping, Fishing, Boating, Biking, Riding, Racing, Loving, Touching, Sqeezing, Spooning and Forking. Just about eveything that ends with (ing). I was Kicked out of drama class in high school, so i dont do drama to well. I suppose i could work on it.
I like all women any size shape or color. Just be able to form a complete sentence and hold a conversation. Half a sentence may be acceptable. one word ? we may be able to work something out. Age is just a number and Beauty is in the heart and soul of all blessed people. I'm not arrogant or an ego-maniac. I am still a bag of chips from being "all dat". I am house broken, potty trained, know a few tricks. I come with a unlimited lifetime warranty, Free roadside assistance, Tire rotation, oil changes. ORDER NOW and you will recieve, your choice of 5 free foot rubs,5 free full service body massages. Courtesy of Ling Lings chicken wings and massage parlor. Happy ending are always free. All orders come with a dinner and show package, courtesy of Teds Steakhouse in Moroni Utah. where there motto is "You cant beat our meat". I hope all that put a smile on your face. Anything else you would like to know, please feel free to ask.
I'm looking for: I'm Looking for a strong, self confident, secure, passionate, romantic, adventureous fun loving woman with a great sense of humor who loves to laugh. I like all women. any size, shape or color.