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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:: My name's Sam.

I have the weirdest sense of humor and I'm pretty goofy. I'm a girly girl but I can also kick your ass and drink you under the table.

The best games in the entire world are, Apples to Apples, Rock Band, and Beer Pong. And coincidently, I am so much better at them when I've had a few to drink.

Speaking of drinking, my drinks of choice are Rum and Beer.

I like sports. I especially love Football and Baseball. Buckeyes //Titans // Steelers // and Reds fan =]. There is pretty much nothing that is more fun than going to a Clippers baseball game in the summer and I usually have season tickets.

Body mods are sexy and you cannot make me change my mind. I love to dance. Music is pretty much amazing ((even more so if it's live)).

I'm an extremely accepting person and I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. But I will tell you if I don't like you or you're being a creepy, nasty old man.

On that note, I do not want to talk to anyone over 30. Props for living so long but there's nothing we could talk about and it really just makes me sick that someone my parents age "thinks I'm hot, cute, interesting, whatever".

I'm cynical, random, rebellious, curious, daring, tomboyish, creative, impatient, and honest. I could throw out a thousand words to describe my personality but none of them is like witnessing it first hand.
I'm looking for:: Not really looking for a match. Just on here to support a friend of mine. If I have good conversation with someone and make a new friend, sweet. If not, who the f* cares? I am a wing"man". In woman form.

If you think you can hang, try me.