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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I'm simple... I love to watch people & make fun or envy them in my head. Stupid people fascinate me, smart people intrugue me and unfortunate people humble me. I see life as beautiful and full of possibilities, a victim of the ‘Polly-Anna’ syndrome.(she always tries to find something to be glad about in every situation, and to always do without delay whatever she thinks is right.) I do have a mind of my own and I'm not one to be easily manipulated.
Watch for the sarcasm as I'm sure there will be much frivolity at others expense. I am not a fan of rules. My thinking is we all have a value system specific to ourselves and thats who we ought to be if we are to enjoy being ourselves.? I'm not into head games or rushing into things, How about getting to know each other first. I am not looking for a sex partner, that comes in time, call me old fashioned but I have morals. I have a great sense of humor and can dish it out to make a sad day enjoyable. I got an attention span shorter than a freshly tripped midget & a memory as laughable...hmmmm what was I about to write again? Oh yes.I think 'Wet Floor' signs with the little stick figure taking a spill are hilarious. I don't cook. Anything. Not a nuked bowl of ravioli, not a buttered slice of toast, not a spoon of cereal. Nada! My stove's function is to time pizza deliveries. Generally passive on fashion, I'm comfortably settled on wearing jeans and a tank with a sweater every day. The easiest items to pluck from the dryer after a shower. If you are one of those men who is looking for miss perfect like the girls in a fashion magazine or a celebrety...Shoo! Go away! There is no such thing.It's called photo shop & lots of expencive makeup. If you spend all your time looking for the perfect branch, you're going to be one lonely monkey.

I'm looking for:

Well I'm looking for someone with the same interests. Someone who is fun and outgoing, a sweetheart and likes to be in the outdoors and play sports and travel. Must have a great sence of humor and ambitons. Should be honest and want more out of life then living to work, the only reason I work is to live, it should be about the same