About me: I eat my muffins upside down. I nuke my ice cream. I sleep diagonally. I can't stand bare feet on carpet, but I live for sand between my toes. I'm saving for a motorcycle. I envy my dog for being able to stick her head out of the car window with her tongue flapping in the wind . . . and still look cute. I melt when my toddler nieces and nephews say my name. I'm a recovering kamikaze driver. I am paid to know English backward and forward, but I suck at Scrabble. I feel naked when I'm wearing the wrong bra. I cannot live without slippers. I am a 25-year-old 40-year-old. That's just about does it. Any questions?
I'm looking for: a man who impresses me in unexpected ways. Honesty, integrity and compassion are good for starters.