About me: I'd like to find a nearby girl interested in physical benefits. Friendship or hanging out is great also; in fact it's less awkward than just showing up and getting down. But I'm not looking for commitment or 24/7 attention due to a busy schedule. If you're still reading, here's everything you could possibly want to know: About me: I'm 5'10", 170 lbs., white, and labeled cute by girls. Pics are available but not to millions of spammers and strangers so...just ask. I'm clean-cut and dress nice, but can drink and celebrate 420 with the best of them. Basically I'm a geek who tells good jokes and knows how to let loose.
I'm looking for: About you: For starters please be female, within 15 miles of Fullerton, and born in my decade. In all honesty you can't be hideous either; it defeats the point of getting physical. If we do hang out then we'll probably get along best if you're some combination of intelligent, sarcastic, laid back, and open-minded. If not then...it still can't hurt to try. Also you should look elsewhere if you're an escort, gold digger, convicted felon, addict, or female "bro." No offense intended. If interested: Send an e-mail with a pic or witty subject and I'll reciprocate. Once a comfort level is established over the phone, we could meet up at a bar, pool hall, Chuck-E-Cheese, or wherever you like to hang out. Kidding about Chuck-E-Cheese. Seriously though, I've managed everything from friend to FWB to girlfriend and nothing is "expected." At least be open to what's in this ad, however, or why would you bother responding?