About me: So the story of my life is an interesting one, filled with twists and turns of sanity... and my natural state.
I spend my days quoting movie lines to myself while wondering what the color green might taste like...
My business cards detail other true facts about myself, like...
I once said no to a telemarketer 124 times before being hung up on. I fell off my house twice in one year... first time was while putting Christmas lights up... the second was while taking them down.
I finished the book "War and Peace" and can't remember a word of it. I won a bet by eating an entire box of crayons.
Now while these things are entertaining and make my business cards stand out of the crowd... for some reason I have trouble keeping a girlfriend... go figure
I'm looking for: Anything different is good... as long as having a laugh is at the top of our list... I'm really open for anything.