About me: what you see is what you get. family loving guy with a sense of humour (which has been known to get me in trouble on occasion) The Facts... If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on it's feet. But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground? The answer... Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall. ...or DOES IT?
i'm an easy going scotsman with a sense of humour. (yes i do wear a kilt on occasion) looking for someone special to share my life. i have children but unfortunately they live with their mother. i love eating out/in going for walks or spending a quiet night snuggling up to watch a movie. although i've had a couple of long term relationships in the past i've never been married. i've came close a couple of times but haven't yet met anyone who i've been convinced that i'd like to spend the rest of my life with.I'm generally a happy guy who likes to sing a lot and am currently learning to play the bagpipes. come have a chat. you know what'll happen if you don't...nothing ;)
I'm looking for: all the interesting parts in the correct place would be a nice start. A brain would be a big advantage too :-/