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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

Hi Im 5.5 ENGLISH blonde love a good laugh and would like to meet a nice looking guy..own hair n teeth with a cracking sense of humour!...Ideally I'd prefer the hair to be on your head, not your back and the teeth in your mouth not a glass on your bedside table...yeah I know..looking for the impossible here...I'm mad as a hatter love guys in suits n ties...soooo many uses..lol so if you fancy a tea party drop me a line. I must add, that I tho I am mad...I am a sensible literate woman that appreciates a like minded man.. just someone normal that can stand fast paced chat and if ur a certain age then I guess I can be a milf...lol!! so if you are still up for it and want to speak to a totally honest, straight forward bird..and you can handle it..then get in touch ...hey doesn't honesty count for anything nowadays.. I'm dog crazy n have 2 rescue dogs sometimes think they are so superior to people and at least if they get pregnant you can sell their kids!! !....ps I dont do religion..so leave it out!!!

I'm looking for:

Tall witty fun intelligent humorous..please please don't mail me or chat just to flash your particulars on web cam...that's so not nice!
Seriously if that's what you consider to be your best feature get a life or better still a mirror!
BTW guys..a good opener on IM is NOT..nice boobs love or wanna have some fun!
AND NO PIC = NO CHAT!!you can see me I need to see who I'm talking to!
And if anyone else sends me..a you have a wonderful smile..flower...I'm gonna scream scream scream..until I'm sick!