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  • ...don't much like kids, either
  • taught my niece how to answer a ringing banana
  • taught my niece how to implode her face
  • taught my niece how to get the attention of her college admissions officer.
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About me and who I'm looking for
About me:
Own and (barely) tolerate dogs. Used to own parrots. And goats, a bull, horses... We didn't much like each other, either.

The cats were born on my chest when living in L.A. -- their mother was a stray who took far too much cavalier advantage of my open-door policy. I wouldn't let her sleep on my pillow; she peed on my bed whenever I was out; given this relationship, I'm fairly certain she dropped her kittens on my chest (while I was trying to watch TV) not so much out of a sense of comfort and security but rather as a subtle passive-aggressive statement. Once they were all out, I wrapped them and their entire mess in my now-ruined-shirt and moved them to my dog's bed, as a subtle passive-aggressive statement to whomever would listen.

Clearly, they didn't.
I'm looking for:
someone who likes cats, dogs, birds, large livestock; owns lots of land, far, far away. Proven track record as animal disciplinarian. Can get mine to stop making fun of me.
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tallbutshallow

owns and hates cats
I am a:
41 yr-old man
Seeking:
seeking women, 27-45
Location:
west chester, Pennsylvania USA
Last Online:
Online over 1 month
Height:
6' 2"  (188 cm)
Body Type:
Fit/Athletic
Hair Color:
Medium Brown
Eye Color:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Bachelors Degree
Religion:
Other
Occupation:
Child Care / Education
work with angry kids
Income:
No Answer
Smokes:
Trying To Quit
Drinks:
Rarely
Marital Status:
Never Married
Has Kids:
I have no kids
Wants Kids:
Not Sure
Looking for:
Long-term
Sign:
Cancer Cancer
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