TRL247 IN THE POKER GAME OF LIFE...women are "THE RAKE"

About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

MY name Is Travis, I am 27 years old. I just moved Back to MINNESOTA, but I've been all over the place. "LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE" I LOVE MUSIC, I LOVE stupid TRIVIA, And HUMOR is the ONLY REASON we are ALIVE!!! Well, uh... That and Circus Peanuts..Oh yeah by the way, I AM VERY SARCASTIC!!! MY humor sometimes people don't get and they think I am weird because of it, But the reality is...I am the FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE!!! They just don't get it, but Luckily I do, and above all I'm sure GOD gets my sense of humor too. To be honest with you, I wish I could just hang out with myself all day long just to hear what Kind of Comment I'm going to make next...I know I'm NUTZ!!!

On a more Serious NOTE, I am currently working on making my Debut Album, "THE EVERYTHING & ANYTHING LP" I am a good singer/songwriter, I LOVE GOD...I Love SLEEP, I'm pretty sure I'm BI-POLAR...I'm Thinking about becoming a VEGAN, oh yeah and I love JESUS, I am a STRONG christian, However...

I Haven't BEEN to church In along time, And here's WHY... Last Time I went, It seemed Like EVERYONE in the whole Congregation Wanted To say "THE REST OF THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL" And, that may very well be TRUE, EVERYONE SHOULD GET SAVED!!! And without JESUS WE ARE DOOMED!!! But..C'mon...You don't have to get some kind of sick satisfaction because of it...LOVE THY NEIGHBOR REMEMBER??? Or is that only ON SUNDAY infront of EVERYONE...Like it's some kinda' Dog and Pony SHOW??? (And that's WHY I don't attend Much CHURCH) HOWEVER, I SOME DAY plan on changing this EVIL world, but for right now I am working on making that CHANGE within!!! ...(WOW, was That too cliche?) I like Riding bike long distance but I am by no means LANCE ARMSTRONG... I love MOVIES, And I am a big fan of AMERICAN IDOL...OK so I'm a dork...SUE ME!!! Anyway, I guess I'll end there....before I talk my way outta' A Relationship with YOU!!!

I'm looking for:

Not sure what my Ideal match would be, there are so many good qualities about people I really can adapt to, However...I can list off what I am not interested in.... 1) Shallow or Superficial Girls
2) Materialistic Golddiggers
3) Selfish, Greedy or Self-centered
4) NON-CHRISTIANS, (but can look past that if they are open minded to GOD)
5) DRUGGY or ALCY, (but can look past that if they are willing to seek help...)
6) PREFER THEY DON'T SMOKE, (but can look past that if they are willing to quit)


....Geez, Do I seem too critical??? I'm really not, I guess Judge not less YE be judged...So, I guess all I really want to say is "I WOULD LIKE A NICE, SWEET, And CARING GIRL I CAN TRUST" ...WITH A BIG GHETTO BOOTY (ofcourse)!!!!