urbanmyth Caution Unpredictable Shocking amp Laughter til it Hur

July 2006: Heh-heh-heh.

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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:: No I'm not a model. I'm real!
Nice teeth. Good Hygiene. Great Abs! I'm only on here to give the online gals a chance to worship my demi-god like body, as it wouldn't be fair to let it only be drooled over by the girls in the real world. Yes I also have nice footwear and nice friends, but what have you done to deserve all this???

I live with 1 cat. She's lovely.

I have zillions of films & tv series. I'm very generous with my time and my DVD player. An obedient student will be well educated in the best entertainment!

On nights out, I'm the Party King...my job is to make sure everyone has fun...and I look good doing it!

My weakness (if any, I know) is that lesser beings think that I can be an jerk sometimes...
but give me one reason to change! (Well? You got a reason? Huh?)

I won't let you buy me a drink, cause then you'll try to get my number and think you have the right to take me home, etc. And I'm not that kind of boy! Just DON'T think that big long hair, a slinky outfit, sexy boots and a trip to 'Agent Provocateur' will guarantee you admittance into my bedroom. (There are no guarantees in this world.) You could try to prove me wrong, but I doubt you're up to the challenge.
I'm looking for:: ...I only date girls with pretty faces and who have cute feet and straight teeth.

Of course I take an interest in all your hobbies: belly dancing, pole dancing and your peculiar habit of modeling lingerie to music. (Hey, I'm sensitive to your interests!) If you're lucky, I'll fufill your visions of grandeur by letting you spoil me. Apply in writing as to why you think you deserve my emails let alone my time! And keep it interesting, I bore easily.

I was twenty-one stone when I wrote this song
Im twenty stone now, but I won't be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to understand
Why the boys I knew at school are out there pushing prams

Once upon a time at home
I sat beside the telephone
Waiting for someone to pull me through
When at last it didnt ring, I knew it wasn't you

I don't want to change my world, I'm not looking for a new Scotland!
- Are you looking for another Man?

I don't want to change my curls, I'm not looking for a new Scotland!
- Are you looking for another Man?"

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"I'm not talking 'bout a live-in,
And I don't want to change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin'
and the stars are out...
And I'd really love to see some DVDs tonight..."

"I don't mind you coming here, and wasting all my time, time..."

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urbanmyth

Caution: Unpredictable! Shocking! & Laughter 'til it Hurts!

I am a:: 43 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 25-45
Location:: EDINBURGH, Lothian, Scotland UK
Last Online:: Online within 2 days
Height:: 6' 2" (188 cm)
Body Type:: Voluptuous
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Eye Color:: Brown
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
Picto-Keltic. Porridge Blooded, tartan skinned. TV: Sopranos, Westwing, L Word, Big Love, Nip/Tuck, Shameless, Dead Set, Six Feet. Some I wouldn't watch again, but I watched all those.
Education:: Some College
Education goes on forever. MUSIC: KISS. Aerosmith, BOC, CheapTrick, J Geils, Nightranger, RATT, TKK, VH+DLR, Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction.
Religion:: Christian/Other
Christ. Not a church member. "Righteous By Faith".
Occupation:: Fashion
Sasquatch
Income:: No Answer
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Occasionally
Marital Status:: Never Married
Has Kids:: I have no kids
Wants Kids:: Not Sure
Looking for:: Dating
Sign:: Capricorn

My Match Info

Seeking:: seeking women, 25-45
Located:: Within 100 miles of EDINBURGH, Lothian, Scotland UK
Height:: 5' 2" (157 cm) to 5' 11" (180 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Modelesque, Firm & Toned, Proportional, Voluptuous, Curvy
Hair:: Auburn, Black, Blonde, Dark Blonde, Light Brown, Dark Brown, Medium Brown, Red, Platinum Blonde, Strawberry Blonde, Radically Dyed
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: Any
Education:: Any
Religion:: Any
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Never, Trying To Quit
Drinks:: Never, Socially, Gave it up, Rarely, Occasionally
Marital Status:: Never Married, Divorced, Widowed
Has kids:: I have no kids, Don't live with me, They are far away, Grown and left the nest
Wants kids:: Any

My Interests

Walking/Jogging, Weights. COMEDY: IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, My Name is Earl, Big Train, Spaced, Little Britain, Robot Chicken. Sealab 2021, Dream On, Phonejacker. MOVIES: Sin City, 300, The Spirit, The Warriors, Excalibur, Blade & Blade II. Lotsa action, vampire, scary & monster movies. AUTHORS: Frank Miller, Rex Miller, Matt Wagner, Alex Ross. INTERNATIONAL Movies & TV; Tokusatsu, Gojira, Ultra, Kaiju, Sentai, Chogokin: collecting DVD's, CD's, Books.