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My puppy Lilly and I

About me:: So as you can already see, I am fat, ugly and am a challenged retard. I have overgrown hair, pimpled face, un-muscular body, I hate life, and hate anything that is not negative. I have 21 bratty kids, and am divorced for the 12th time... I work at McDonald's and am pursuing a career in it. I love to flip hamburgers all day - who doesn't!?!

Well if you actually believe that I am definitely not the person for you! In fact I am just the opposite of everything above. I love to be spontaneous and wild sometimes! I want to be a person who is looked upon as active and crazy at times but mellow enough to be able to sit down and talk to when needed. I love to have fun - party every now and then - love the beach - I LOVE my career - I love my life! How many people can honestly say they love their life and actually have something to back it up with? Well I can. I have a very distinguished career, I live alone and have two Boxer pups (1 year old) oh and did I mention I DO NOT WANT A HOOKUP I don't believe in it and have better morals than that! So if you want a guy who is VERY mature for his age and has the right things going for him I am your guy :)
I'm looking for:: Well an Ideal match would be someone who can take a JOKE! I love to joke and am a sarcastic guy but also at the same time be able to joke right back at me. I would also like if my ideal person would be open minded to corky and nerdy things I may do sometimes...

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Sarcasm is fun!

I am a:: 22 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 18-26
Location:: Corona, California USA
Last Online:: Online within 4 weeks
Height:: 5' 7" (170 cm)
Body Type:: Fit/Athletic
Hair Color:: Light Brown
Eye Color:: Brown
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
Education:: Some College
Religion:: Christian/Catholic
Occupation:: Student
My occupation should be considered confidential at this point.
Income:: No Answer
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Rarely
Marital Status:: Never Married
Has Kids:: I have no kids
Wants Kids:: Someday
Looking for:: Dating
Sign:: Gemini

Seeking:: seeking women, 18-26
Located:: Any Distance
Height:: 4' 11" (150 cm) to 5' 7" (170 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Muscular, Average, Skinny, Modelesque, Firm & Toned, Ripped, Proportional
Hair:: Any
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: Native American, Asian, East Indian, Hispanic/Latino, Middle Eastern, White/Caucasian, Pacific Islander, Mixed Race
Education:: Any
Religion:: Any
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Any
Marital Status:: Any
Has kids:: I have no kids, Live with me sometimes
Wants kids:: Definitely, Not Sure, Someday