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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

Sometimes we talk and write too much about ourselves. If age is a problem, hey, that's your problem, not mine. I'm enjoying Work, People, places here in Florida, and thinking about future events. I always see the glass as half full. I believe in the truthfullness of people, until they show me a negative side...then I'm watchful. I'm no phoney. and will make a quick exit if I have to. If I've ever been with you before, I'm not interested in coming back.

P.S. If you drink, smoke, take drugs, prostitute, thief, bank robber, freak, felon, on welfare, or just a mean a--, contact me after hours, I don't want anybody to know our business.
I don't do boys, men, girls under 18, or women over 90...I ain't going to jail for nobody. I will rat, squeal, stool pidgeon, whatever else you want to call me including the 'M word. 'Cause I'll tell on everybody, and everything to keep from going to prison. I hear they do terrible things in there to handsome old guys like me.

I'm looking for:

Looking for a woman with a true smile, and not the 30 day smile(you know, I've got him now, so I don't have to be nice). And please wear those same nice skimpy clothes once we get together, and not say 'Oh I don't wear those things anymore...You going to be by yourself. LADIES...I LOVE ANIMALS, BUT I'D RATHER SEE PICTURES OF YOU, NOT THE ANIMAL.