Here it is ladies!)The definitive test
concerning the true state of your mental
faculties. Just for fun you might wanna
take this test to see if you're really
insane. Results will be scored by people
who learned more and more about less and
less until they finally knew everything
about nothing. Be of good cheer! What do
you have to lose?
Ok, here we go.Just answer yes or no to
each question and we promise not to publish the results on the six o'clock
news.
For the ladies:
1. When you first meet a CS date in a public place do you steer away from the
clubs and bars fearing your new date
might discover how many jerks you beat
the hell out of just for being stupid?
2. Do you communicate with the spare tire
in the trunk of your car?
3. If you have red hair and the letter of
your first name begin's with 'L,' do you
think that means you've decended from
someone famous?
4. Did you ever want to be a witch?
5. Do you believe that the Wizard of
Oz had the hots for the wicked witch
of the west?
6. If so, would you be the brides maid
at their wedding?
7. Does being insane take most of the
stress out of your life?
8. At your job, would your coworkers raise
an eyebrow if you showed up wearing nothing but a pink thong, while you're screaming out that you are the true Joan
of Ark?
8. Are you the twin daughter of different
mother?
9. Have you ever suspected that the common
house fly has a better grasp on Einstein's
theory of relativity than you do?
10. Do you wish that you had invented the
toilet?
11. Have you ever confessed to a priest
why you've never worn a bra in church?
12. Do you believe that Mickey Mouse could
whip your boy friends A*s?
13. Do you feel unjustifiably good
about yourself because you paid for
your boyfriends rent just because he
lived in the woods for the last seven
years?
14. Have you ever set fire to your new
dates house with his very own "romantic
candles?"
15. Do you believe that men are not much
further along the evolutionary scale than, let's say, the cockroach you just swept
off your back porch?
16. Are you still reluctant to reveal to
your inner circle of friends you
confide your true feelings to a water
buffalo at the zoo?
17. If yesterday was tomorrow, and
next week was the last Thursday in
the second month of 296 BC. would
you take the day off and go skinny
dipping?
18. Does the word 'slop', make you
want to seek professional counciling?
19. If this next question had no answer,
would you ever again be able to look
your neighbors cat in the eye?
20. Do you still believe that Peter Pan
wrote the Declaration of Independence?
21. Is the FBI still confused as to why
they cannot find your last 17 boyfriends?
22. Do you still believe that your mailman
is the product of a genetic experiment by
beings from another planet?


There it is ladies. The ultimate test of
sanity or insanity. But it's all good!
Go forth. Be fruitful and multiply!
Cafe