To please your man ( Archived) (179)

May 17, 2015 2:31 AM CSTTo please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts

To please your man(Vote Below)

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Go ahead and cook even if the house is at stake
18
28%
Order take-aways and hide/dispose the boxes
9
14%
Get a friend/your mom/your neighbour to help out
7
11%
Get your new man to cook instead
8
12%
Get your new man to take you out dining
13
20%
Pray that he likes instant-noodle very very much
10
15%
Total Votes
65
Help!!! I'm a terrible + miserable cook. I've just recently met someone fabulous! smitten and would love to cook something nice for him but knowing me, I'd sooner burn the whole house if I embarked on that.

What shall I do? Please help.... help blues
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May 17, 2015 2:44 AM CST To please your man
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Help!!! I'm a terrible + miserable cook. I've just recently met someone fabulous! and would love to cook something nice for him but knowing me, I'd sooner burn the whole house if I embarked on that.

What shall I do? Please help....

Rather be honest. Why try to impress with a skill you don't have? Any lie will turn against you in the end. If he does not see past your shortcomings and appreciate your qualities, he's just not worth it.
But if you're so concerned, you could learn. There's a beginning for everything.
Good luck!
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May 17, 2015 2:48 AM CST To please your man
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Help!!! I'm a terrible + miserable cook. I've just recently met someone fabulous! and would love to cook something nice for him but knowing me, I'd sooner burn the whole house if I embarked on that.

What shall I do? Please help....



Cook him something you do know how to make well, I have no doubt he will appreciate the effort made, I would.

What's the worst that can happen? You poison him and he dies, but you did make an effort. laugh
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May 17, 2015 2:49 AM CST To please your man
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
Dreamcatcher.
I'm sure he won't mind as long as your dessert don't disappoint!
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May 17, 2015 2:54 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Liebe2: Rather be honest. Why try to impress with a skill you don't have? Any lie will turn against you in the end. If he does not see past your shortcomings and appreciate your qualities, he's just not worth it.
But if you're so concerned, you could learn. There's a beginning for everything.
Good luck!


Hi Liebe wave

He is aware that I'm a lousy cook, I confessed to him. grin

I've never liked cooking and that's not really a norm for an Asian woman. All my girlfriends can whip up a storm at a moment's notice wow

I guess you're right, I could always start now........sigh

Thanks Liebe hug bouquet
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May 17, 2015 3:00 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
kidatheart: Cook him something you do know how to make well, I have no doubt he will appreciate the effort made, I would.

What's the worst that can happen? You poison him and he dies, but you did make an effort.


Hi Kidatheart wave

Oh nooooooo!! I can't allow him to die, I'm just beginning to get to know him smitten

Hmmmm......the only one thing that I'm good at, that is passable, is chicken curry.

But....but, he can't be eating that everyday?!? uh oh Would you? grin
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May 17, 2015 3:01 AM CST To please your man
tarris
tarristarrisnew plymouth, Taranaki New Zealand4 Threads 395 Posts
Yeh, I'm guessing you have other womanly attractions besides a cooking skill.
Don't worry about it. Be honest. Let him Cook if you want.
I love cooking and am pretty critical of those who try 'n' bluff
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May 17, 2015 3:02 AM CST To please your man
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Help!!! I'm a terrible + miserable cook. I've just recently met someone fabulous! and would love to cook something nice for him but knowing me, I'd sooner burn the whole house if I embarked on that.

What shall I do? Please help....


Hiya Mimihug


Maybe get your mam to cook for him, and tell him that when you grow up, you will be that good too laugh
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May 17, 2015 3:02 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
allthegoodnamest: Dreamcatcher.
I'm sure he won't mind as long as your dessert don't disappoint!


Hi allthegoodnamest wave

Hmmmmmm........I'm pretty sure my 'dessert' would not be a disappointment, at all wink batting batting giggle
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May 17, 2015 3:06 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
tarris: Yeh, I'm guessing you have other womanly attractions besides a cooking skill.
Don't worry about it. Be honest. Let him Cook if you want.
I love cooking and am pretty critical of those who try 'n' bluff


writing Use other womanly attractions to distract him.....shimmy shimmy shimmy batting batting batting

Psstttt...Tarris, I look more like this in real life rollers pointing

giggle giggle giggle
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May 17, 2015 3:07 AM CST To please your man
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Hi Kidatheart

Oh nooooooo!! I can't allow him to die, I'm just beginning to get to know him

Hmmmm......the only one thing that I'm good at, that is passable, is chicken curry.

But....but, he can't be eating that everyday?!? Would you?


No, chicken creeps me out even more than women do, so not every day. laugh

I can't see him expecting you to cook every day, so take turns, share the duties, and eat out when you both feel like it. It's not that difficult, and it isn't the end of the world.
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May 17, 2015 3:10 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
mollybaby: Hiya Mimi Maybe get your mam to cook for him, and tell him that when you grow up, you will be that good too


Mollyyyyyyyy!! applause applause hug teddybear

I nearly died laughing when I read your suggestion coz........

My mom is far more worse than me when it comes to cooking!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Where do you think I get it from, eh?!? dunno
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May 17, 2015 3:12 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
mollybaby: Hiya Mimi Maybe get your mam to cook for him, and tell him that when you grow up, you will be that good too


Shouldn't have put my 'mom' together in the poll since she's a lousy cook too. My bad doh
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May 17, 2015 3:21 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
kidatheart: No, chicken creeps me out even more than women do, so not every day.

I can't see him expecting you to cook every day, so take turns, share the duties, and eat out when you both feel like it. It's not that difficult, and it isn't the end of the world.


You know what we call those 'working girls' over here? Chicken!!! laugh

Eating out sounds divine to me : happy place happy place happy place

After all, we are in Malaysia, the land of great food! smitten
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May 17, 2015 3:25 AM CST To please your man
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
Dreamcatcher.
You can always slap a bit of raw fish with some sticky rice and call it " sushi", alternatively , give him some "bush tucker". !
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May 17, 2015 3:29 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
allthegoodnamest: Dreamcatcher.
You can always slap a bit of raw fish with some sticky rice and call it " sushi", alternatively , give him some "bush tucker". !


Thanks for the tip wine

writing Slap a bit of raw fish with some sticky rice and if there's no sticky rice, just place the fish on my body wink
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May 17, 2015 3:47 AM CST To please your man
hi D/C....just look him straight in the eye....ahd say...cooking is not my best subject.....then note his reaction.....honesty is every thing...if he hugs you,,says never mind...alls good.grin wave
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May 17, 2015 3:53 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
truheart1941: hi D/C....just look him straight in the eye....ahd say...cooking is not my best subject.....then note his reaction.....honesty is every thing...if he hugs you,,says never mind...alls good.


Hi Tru wave

Ok, will do just that on our next date wink

Btw, he has a nice set of blue eyes love

Thanks fo the tip, Tru wine
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May 17, 2015 3:53 AM CST To please your man
Lolette
LoletteLoletteLe Mans, Pays de la Loire France15 Threads 1,691 Posts
kidatheart: Cook him something you do know how to make well, I have no doubt he will appreciate the effort made, I would.

What's the worst that can happen? You poison him and he dies, but you did make an effort.



I've heard that , To a man's heart is thru his stomach, and they appreciate whatever you do as long as it's with your good intention,,laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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May 17, 2015 3:58 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Lolette: I've heard that , To a man's heart is thru his stomach, and they appreciate whatever you do as long as it's with your good intention,,


Hi Lolette wave

I know another way to his heart heart beating ! wink giggle giggle giggle
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May 17, 2015 3:59 AM CST To please your man
Lolette: I've heard that , To a man's heart is thru his stomach, and they appreciate whatever you do as long as it's with your good intention,,
and to a woman heart..is tru her stomach..too....or inthat area....?????wink grin
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May 17, 2015 4:32 AM CST To please your man
Cocheta
CochetaCochetaunknown, Western Cape South Africa1 Threads 2,021 Posts
Get in kitchen, lose your inhibitions and cook up a storm together wine
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May 17, 2015 4:39 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Cocheta: Get in kitchen, lose your inhibitions and cook up a storm together


Hi Cocheta applause applause applause hug teddybear bouquet

Mmmmm.......I'm very very sure he'd approve of that!! wink giggle giggle giggle

writing Lose inhibitions i.e apron and clothings......blushing
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May 17, 2015 4:47 AM CST To please your man
Lolette
LoletteLoletteLe Mans, Pays de la Loire France15 Threads 1,691 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Hi Lolette

I know another way to his heart !


hi Dreamcatcher,, have no doubts , i think i have an idea to that ,,
roll ,,,thumbs up handshake bouquet
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May 17, 2015 4:51 AM CST To please your man
Cocheta
CochetaCochetaunknown, Western Cape South Africa1 Threads 2,021 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Hi Cocheta

Mmmmm.......I'm very very sure he'd approve of that!!

Lose inhibitions i.e apron and clothings......


Hi Dream wave

at least wear an apron professor
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May 17, 2015 4:51 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Lolette: hi Dreamcatcher,, have no doubts , i think i have an idea to that ,,
roll ,,,


handshake hug bouquet
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May 17, 2015 4:58 AM CST To please your man
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
Cocheta .
And always keep some wipes handy... It could get messy!!!!!
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May 17, 2015 5:08 AM CST To please your man
allthegoodnamest: Cocheta .
And always keep some wipes handy... It could get messy!!!!!
have you got piston slap....have a wet liner on it....grin
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May 17, 2015 5:10 AM CST To please your man
Lolette
LoletteLoletteLe Mans, Pays de la Loire France15 Threads 1,691 Posts
truheart1941: have you got piston slap....have a wet liner on it....




oppps,,, and some disinfectant before guys ,,yay yay
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May 17, 2015 5:19 AM CST To please your man
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Cocheta: Hi Dream

at least wear an apron


That will set some temperature rising there! wink batting batting batting giggle shimmy
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May 17, 2015 5:19 AM CST To please your man
Cocheta
CochetaCochetaunknown, Western Cape South Africa1 Threads 2,021 Posts
Uhm...

we're working with food here professor
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