Tell a true story nobody will believe (132)
Cool Story Life
Interesting story!
If I were the Bishop I would let you through too.
Interesting story!
If I were the Bishop I would let you through too.
chatonlyman2: Cool Story Life
Interesting story!
If I were the Bishop I would let you through too.
Interesting story!
If I were the Bishop I would let you through too.
The Bishop did not allow me to pass first, I was there before him and he was just about 2 meters behind me
My first Raven took me like a friend/Momma. so cute: 
I have a few of those stories that no one would believe. Some are too personal to share here, but I will share one.
I have a 4.0 in 8 credits of Graduate Statistics that I had to take for my Master's Degree
Whenever I say that I just get glazed stares. No one believes me.
But it's true
I have a 4.0 in 8 credits of Graduate Statistics that I had to take for my Master's Degree
Whenever I say that I just get glazed stares. No one believes me.
But it's true
Your talking about the ring of volcanoes right ?
Randolph01: Your talking about the ring of volcanoes right ?
No man Its a world class Chromite find in the North of Ontario(close to the James Bay. Look it up hard as its been described like Alberta's Oil sands. Its got China's interest if your bored check it out. Its so interesting a documentary is coming out this fall/winter.When it hits 7 bucks I'm selling half and wont answer any calls from work.
this is a true story. my dad and i was very close. and we loved drag racing. in 1980 we drove from wichita ks to tulsa ok for the world point finals. on sunday we left , got in my truck and took off. talking about how fast those race cars go.. after about 20 min i saw that i had a turnpike ticket in my hand. i said why do i have a ticket in my hand? dad said you are on the wrong road, you nit wit!! we was so ingrosed in "how fast those race cars go" i took the wrong road.
moe7404: this is a true story. my dad and i was very close. and we loved drag racing. in 1980 we drove from wichita ks to tulsa ok for the world point finals. on sunday we left , got in my truck and took off. talking about how fast those race cars go.. after about 20 min i saw that i had a turnpike ticket in my hand. i said why do i have a ticket in my hand? dad said you are on the wrong road, you nit wit!! we was so ingrosed in "how fast those race cars go" i took the wrong road.
I bet you try to pay more attention now. Party on.
this is a good one:
A friend of mine whom happens to be fighting cancer decided to take a journey to Europe last summer (she has been there before though) and she did ask to her doctor and he said: go but in her family everyone was busy and no-one could go along with her. My friend got upset and she did buy her plane ticket and made the necessary arrangements for her journey. Well, her oldest daughter was concerned about my friend's health and she had to buy the plane's tickets and bla bla to go along with her Mother. This girl is so lucky, she bought the plane tickets and she received an offer for a contest to win a trip to Japan, so this girl filled the internet forms, she went along with her Mother to Europe and they even met her sister whom was in an exchange program in Germany, everything good.
The -no one will believe it- is that this girl won a trip to Japan for two persons and she did invited her Dad to go along (my friend was sad of course) and they went to 2 soccer games America (Mexico) vs Colombia and Real Madrid vs Japan (I hope I do not messed up the teams) my friends did not care about soccer games but they did attended them and it was fun so they said.
They liked Japan very much (I have never been there).
lesson: fill all the silly forms in internet that you are offered.
(I would not have attended any soccer game but I would have found something else to do
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A friend of mine whom happens to be fighting cancer decided to take a journey to Europe last summer (she has been there before though) and she did ask to her doctor and he said: go but in her family everyone was busy and no-one could go along with her. My friend got upset and she did buy her plane ticket and made the necessary arrangements for her journey. Well, her oldest daughter was concerned about my friend's health and she had to buy the plane's tickets and bla bla to go along with her Mother. This girl is so lucky, she bought the plane tickets and she received an offer for a contest to win a trip to Japan, so this girl filled the internet forms, she went along with her Mother to Europe and they even met her sister whom was in an exchange program in Germany, everything good.
The -no one will believe it- is that this girl won a trip to Japan for two persons and she did invited her Dad to go along (my friend was sad of course) and they went to 2 soccer games America (Mexico) vs Colombia and Real Madrid vs Japan (I hope I do not messed up the teams) my friends did not care about soccer games but they did attended them and it was fun so they said.
They liked Japan very much (I have never been there).
lesson: fill all the silly forms in internet that you are offered.
(I would not have attended any soccer game but I would have found something else to do
)Cool story. I heard that crime is very low in Japan.
Unfortunately I have to go to work now or I would post a cool story or 2
Gotta go
Unfortunately I have to go to work now or I would post a cool story or 2
Gotta go
You could cut the tension with a knife.
All the black guys ready to fight, and all the white guys ready to fight, and skinny me in the middle.
Sorry for the misprint.
I can't see what I'm typing very well on this phone.
All the black guys ready to fight, and all the white guys ready to fight, and skinny me in the middle.
Sorry for the misprint.
I can't see what I'm typing very well on this phone.
mykingdomforanam: You could cut the tension with a knife.
All the black guys ready to fight, and all the white guys ready to fight, and skinny me in the middle.
Sorry for the misprint.
I can't see what I'm typing very well on this phone.
All the black guys ready to fight, and all the white guys ready to fight, and skinny me in the middle.
Sorry for the misprint.
I can't see what I'm typing very well on this phone.
Sorry I fully believe that
Try again
I met a real life Pirate once in the bar of a restaurant where I was dining at the counter inside the gulf hall of fame in st Augustine Florida. Oddly, he walked in with a steering wheel shoved in his pants. I said, "Hey! You've got a steering wheel in your pants!" He said, "Ggrrrr, I know, it's driving me nuts."
chatonlyman2: Cool story. I heard that crime is very low in Japan.
Unfortunately I have to go to work now or I would post a cool story or 2
Gotta go
Unfortunately I have to go to work now or I would post a cool story or 2
Gotta go
No crime :very happy: and very very clean
and lots of shoppers ( I hope some day to explore some of Japan, some day)
nonsmoker: Sorry I fully believe that
Try again
Try again
Be wise if you ever find yourself in Venice Beach. California.
All the people I named died over 30 years ago.
None of them died of natural causes.
Tell a true story that no one will believe ? . . . . 
OK , Donald Trump is an honest man and only wants what is best for the country and the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . What ! . . . . . . . you don't accept " alternate facts " . . . ..
Well at least I got the " nobody will believe " part right ! . . . . . .
OK , Donald Trump is an honest man and only wants what is best for the country and the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . What ! . . . . . . . you don't accept " alternate facts " . . . ..
Well at least I got the " nobody will believe " part right ! . . . . . .
Grouchyoldfart: Tell a true story that no one will believe ? . . . .
OK , Donald Trump is an honest man and only wants what is best for the country and the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . What ! . . . . . . . you don't accept " alternate facts " . . . ..
Well at least I got the " nobody will believe " part right ! . . . . . .
OK , Donald Trump is an honest man and only wants what is best for the country and the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . What ! . . . . . . . you don't accept " alternate facts " . . . ..
Well at least I got the " nobody will believe " part right ! . . . . . .
Keep paying your taxes, Puerto Rico will never become a State.
So there I was sitting down thinking how I love Sunday nights.
Roll on Monday morning
Roll on Monday morning
galrads: Keep paying your taxes, Puerto Rico will never become a State.
Why should we become a state ? We have the best of both worlds now !
galrads: Keep paying your taxes, Puerto Rico will never become a State.
Keep paying your taxes just like Trump does!
lifeisadream: Keep paying your taxes just like Trump does!
I dislike taxes too.
and crazy people with knives. Twice
Three new immigrant Japanese men could only find work in a coal mine. The foreman assigns the first to dig out the coal, the second to carry it outside the tunnel.
The third was assigned to take care of supplies. At day's end the foreman praised the hard work of the digger and the carrier. "Where is the third man?" He asked.
They pointed to a big box at the edge of the pile of recently dug coal. When the foreman went over to look, the box popped open as the third man jumped up and yelled "Supplies!"
The third was assigned to take care of supplies. At day's end the foreman praised the hard work of the digger and the carrier. "Where is the third man?" He asked.
They pointed to a big box at the edge of the pile of recently dug coal. When the foreman went over to look, the box popped open as the third man jumped up and yelled "Supplies!"
galrads: Three new immigrant Japanese men could only find work in a coal mine. The foreman assigns the first to dig out the coal, the second to carry it outside the tunnel.
The third was assigned to take care of supplies. At day's end the foreman praised the hard work of the digger and the carrier. "Where is the third man?" He asked.
They pointed to a big box at the edge of the pile of recently dug coal. When the foreman went over to look, the box popped open as the third man jumped up and yelled "Supplies!"
Funny yes some but Comon...The third was assigned to take care of supplies. At day's end the foreman praised the hard work of the digger and the carrier. "Where is the third man?" He asked.
They pointed to a big box at the edge of the pile of recently dug coal. When the foreman went over to look, the box popped open as the third man jumped up and yelled "Supplies!"
I'm sure you have a true story.
Give us your best. Comon.
chatonlyman2: Funny yes some but Comon...
I'm sure you have a true story.
Give us your best. Comon.
I'm sure you have a true story.
Give us your best. Comon.
Nope, aside from chasing skirts in a couple foreign countries I've had a pretty boring life.
Get your motor running chatonlyman...
I was hitch-hiking to California when a guy picked me up going to Las Vegas.
When he dropped me off, he gave me 1/4 pound of ditchweed he picked in Nebraska.
I met a guy who offered to pay me $5 for 6 joints; so I sold them tinhim.
I put my pack in the bus station locker, and went to a cheap buffet, and got a beer and shot of Jack.
The guy came looking for me with $5 more dollars.
I stayed in the casino all night and met a woman who gave me a gold necklace.
The guy kept coming back, and when I ran out of weed, I headed for Nebraska.
A guy picked me up going across 1-70 to the East Coast; but when I told him where I was going, he decided to go to Nebraska too.
On the way to I-80 in Colorado he got us some beer, and got pulled over speeding.
He tried to hide on a mountain road, but the trooper said, "That's where everybody tries to hide."
The trooper took him to jail, and told me to drive his car.
I've never had a drivers license in my life! and, I was drunk.
I followed the cop up the dirt road; but when he turned, I couldn't get the car to go.
I tried backing down the road, and popping the clutch to start it.
I backed right off a cliff near Estes Park.
I slammed on the brakes; but I was sideways on the cliff. The door was stuck on rocks; so I climbed out the window, and up to the road.
Just then a pick up truck pulled in, the guy jumped out praising God; because he saw me go over; and he thought I was dead.
He had a winch, and pulled the car back onto the road... just about the time the cop came looking for me.
The guy paid his fine, and was free to go.
He got in; and we headed for Nebraska.
We found an old farm road north of I-80, followed it onto an abandoned farm, with tons of wild marijuana growing amidst the corn.
He took his to Virginia; and I took mine to California.
That's how I moved to Hawaii, 37 years ago.
Now, I have a license to grow it; and teach people how to grow, for donations.
When he dropped me off, he gave me 1/4 pound of ditchweed he picked in Nebraska.
I met a guy who offered to pay me $5 for 6 joints; so I sold them tinhim.
I put my pack in the bus station locker, and went to a cheap buffet, and got a beer and shot of Jack.
The guy came looking for me with $5 more dollars.
I stayed in the casino all night and met a woman who gave me a gold necklace.
The guy kept coming back, and when I ran out of weed, I headed for Nebraska.
A guy picked me up going across 1-70 to the East Coast; but when I told him where I was going, he decided to go to Nebraska too.
On the way to I-80 in Colorado he got us some beer, and got pulled over speeding.
He tried to hide on a mountain road, but the trooper said, "That's where everybody tries to hide."
The trooper took him to jail, and told me to drive his car.
I've never had a drivers license in my life! and, I was drunk.
I followed the cop up the dirt road; but when he turned, I couldn't get the car to go.
I tried backing down the road, and popping the clutch to start it.
I backed right off a cliff near Estes Park.
I slammed on the brakes; but I was sideways on the cliff. The door was stuck on rocks; so I climbed out the window, and up to the road.
Just then a pick up truck pulled in, the guy jumped out praising God; because he saw me go over; and he thought I was dead.
He had a winch, and pulled the car back onto the road... just about the time the cop came looking for me.
The guy paid his fine, and was free to go.
He got in; and we headed for Nebraska.
We found an old farm road north of I-80, followed it onto an abandoned farm, with tons of wild marijuana growing amidst the corn.
He took his to Virginia; and I took mine to California.
That's how I moved to Hawaii, 37 years ago.
Now, I have a license to grow it; and teach people how to grow, for donations.
mykingdomforanam: I was hitch-hiking to California when a guy picked me up going to Las Vegas.
When he dropped me off, he gave me 1/4 pound of ditchweed he picked in Nebraska.
I met a guy who offered to pay me $5 for 6 joints; so I sold them tinhim.
I put my pack in the bus station locker, and went to a cheap buffet, and got a beer and shot of Jack.
The guy came looking for me with $5 more dollars.
I stayed in the casino all night and met a woman who gave me a gold necklace.
The guy kept coming back, and when I ran out of weed, I headed for Nebraska.
A guy picked me up going across 1-70 to the East Coast; but when I told him where I was going, he decided to go to Nebraska too.
On the way to I-80 in Colorado he got us some beer, and got pulled over speeding.
He tried to hide on a mountain road, but the trooper said, "That's where everybody tries to hide."
The trooper took him to jail, and told me to drive his car.
I've never had a drivers license in my life! and, I was drunk.
I followed the cop up the dirt road; but when he turned, I couldn't get the car to go.
I tried backing down the road, and popping the clutch to start it.
Due to some discrepancies is the wording of the story it does not fit the criteria of a Trues Story.
Thanks for your input though.
I backed right off a cliff near Estes Park.
I slammed on the brakes; but I was sideways on the cliff. The door was stuck on rocks; so I climbed out the window, and up to the road.
Just then a pick up truck pulled in, the guy jumped out praising God; because he saw me go over; and he thought I was dead.
He had a winch, and pulled the car back onto the road... just about the time the cop came looking for me.
The guy paid his fine, and was free to go.
He got in; and we headed for Nebraska.
We found an old farm road north of I-80, followed it onto an abandoned farm, with tons of wild marijuana growing amidst the corn.
He took his to Virginia; and I took mine to California.
That's how I moved to Hawaii, 37 years ago.
Now, I have a license to grow it; and teach people how to grow, for donations.
When he dropped me off, he gave me 1/4 pound of ditchweed he picked in Nebraska.
I met a guy who offered to pay me $5 for 6 joints; so I sold them tinhim.
I put my pack in the bus station locker, and went to a cheap buffet, and got a beer and shot of Jack.
The guy came looking for me with $5 more dollars.
I stayed in the casino all night and met a woman who gave me a gold necklace.
The guy kept coming back, and when I ran out of weed, I headed for Nebraska.
A guy picked me up going across 1-70 to the East Coast; but when I told him where I was going, he decided to go to Nebraska too.
On the way to I-80 in Colorado he got us some beer, and got pulled over speeding.
He tried to hide on a mountain road, but the trooper said, "That's where everybody tries to hide."
The trooper took him to jail, and told me to drive his car.
I've never had a drivers license in my life! and, I was drunk.
I followed the cop up the dirt road; but when he turned, I couldn't get the car to go.
I tried backing down the road, and popping the clutch to start it.
Due to some discrepancies is the wording of the story it does not fit the criteria of a Trues Story.
Thanks for your input though.
I backed right off a cliff near Estes Park.
I slammed on the brakes; but I was sideways on the cliff. The door was stuck on rocks; so I climbed out the window, and up to the road.
Just then a pick up truck pulled in, the guy jumped out praising God; because he saw me go over; and he thought I was dead.
He had a winch, and pulled the car back onto the road... just about the time the cop came looking for me.
The guy paid his fine, and was free to go.
He got in; and we headed for Nebraska.
We found an old farm road north of I-80, followed it onto an abandoned farm, with tons of wild marijuana growing amidst the corn.
He took his to Virginia; and I took mine to California.
That's how I moved to Hawaii, 37 years ago.
Now, I have a license to grow it; and teach people how to grow, for donations.
But the story as writen does not Jive.
How does it "not jive?"
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A few years ago, there was going to be an amazing classic music concert at the Cathedral of the city I live at (which is Humanity’s heritage) but the access was granted only to few people, so no I did not get and invitation for it.
My daughter asked me: what are we going to do? my answer: do not worry we will get in without invitation, let us just dress up and while entering the cathedral we will say we forgot our invitation.
The time came for the concert and we headed towards the principal entrance and my daughter was a bit behind me (because there were lots of people) so by the time I reached the vey front door, the personnel just moved to the sides, so I did not say anything and kept walking and smiling to them but I though “there is something going on” and i did turn my head and to my surprise the Bishop was just behind me and that was the reason people had stepped aside
I knew the Bishop because he was from my state-home and one of my friends from school had introduced him to me in another event , when he was named Bishop and there were lots of people as well, the governor, people from the Vatican and there were long lines to salute all that people at that time I went only to greed the new Bishop because he was a friend of my friends’ family….and dinner was good