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Oct 14, 2012 4:35 AM CST100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
sagap0
sagap0sagap0Davenport, Florida, USA4 Threads 4 Polls 32 Posts

100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?(Vote Below)

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a set of kitchen knives
6
8%
a wooden bat
22
30%
a stolen mini-golf putter
3
4%
a set of 2 BB pistols with extra BBs
8
11%
a few cans of hair spray and a butane lighter
18
25%
a cast iron frying pan
5
7%
a 36 ounce drilling hammer
2
3%
a box cutter
0
0%
a box of legos
3
4%
a set of 2 15-pound dumbbells
6
8%
Total Votes
73
You can choose only one. You must use it to kill all 100 zombies. Feel free to explain why your choice is the most effective.
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Oct 14, 2012 6:01 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
charliejapartee
charliejaparteecharliejaparteeAuckland, New Zealand12 Threads 10 Polls 96 Posts
non of those would last 25 let alone 100, i'd stay inside watching tv or on the net and bash a hole through the wall to the neighbors if i got hungry
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Oct 15, 2012 5:41 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
Aaaahhhhh, now this is a poll I can actually enjoy!!! applause

First of all, 'Charlie' has a good idea there, staying inside, go to the neighboors for food, but... wouldn't the sound of bashing a wall attract more zombies...?doh
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Oct 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
I'll take the pistols...


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...and make a run for it... they're pretty slow anyways...
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Oct 15, 2012 10:34 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
funbucket
funbucketfunbucketfuntown city, Nunavut Canada72 Posts
forget frankenstein's advice;

fire friend!
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Oct 15, 2012 11:12 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
Plus in a zombie apocalypse there isn't any electricity,
how are you going to watch the telly??
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Oct 15, 2012 11:20 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
Hey! Funbucket you only have hair spray cans, hardly enough for a one hundred zombies...
It's not like you have a Flamethrower!professor
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Oct 15, 2012 11:28 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
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Oct 26, 2012 1:15 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
Ha,ha,ha u just remind me of that SNL sketch with McGruber!!!!!!!


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Oct 26, 2012 1:20 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina8 Threads 6 Polls 202 Posts
MacGruber making life saving inventions
out of household materials
MacGruber getting in and out of ultra sticky situations
MacGruber the guy's a friggin' genious

MacGruber!!!!




applause rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Nov 27, 2012 1:51 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
mitsos
mitsosmitsoslarnaca,famagusta, Nicosia Cyprus17 Threads 801 Posts
The car is not an option?
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Nov 27, 2012 2:24 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
sagap0
sagap0sagap0Davenport, Florida USA4 Threads 4 Polls 32 Posts
The car would be useless. You wouldn't be able to get through the crowd with it, then they would break in and have you cornered.
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Nov 28, 2012 12:57 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
mitsos
mitsosmitsoslarnaca,famagusta, Nicosia Cyprus17 Threads 801 Posts
sagap0: The car would be useless. You wouldn't be able to get through the crowd with it, then they would break in and have you cornered.
Then i ll take the BB pistols and a bottle of J&B to drink while am at it
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Dec 30, 2012 8:48 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
Dagosto
DagostoDagostoKnoxville, Tennessee USA74 Threads 15 Polls 3,076 Posts
sagap0: The car would be useless. You wouldn't be able to get through the crowd with it, then they would break in and have you cornered.


Excuse me? You mean to say that a cast-iron frying pan, or a box of Legos, would be useful weapons, but a 3000-pound automobile would not?

Boy, I am gonna laugh so hard when the zombies eat your brains.

wine
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Mar 10, 2013 5:13 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
BigHeartBigDogs
BigHeartBigDogsBigHeartBigDogsJacksonville, Florida USA1 Posts
With a little configuring of a hairspray bottle, you can turn it into a explosive device. I like my Zombies well done!
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Oct 16, 2014 2:59 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
Nialalove
NialaloveNialaloveGainesville, Florida USA7 Posts
I would not use any of those. I would not want them near me.
Gun or bow
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Oct 16, 2014 6:15 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
sagap0: You can choose only one. You must use it to kill all 100 zombies. Feel free to explain why your choice is the most effective.


I'll try to wake up from such nightmarebeer
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Feb 23, 2015 8:12 AM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
Mouseinfl65
Mouseinfl65Mouseinfl65Deltona, Florida USA1 Posts
I would choose the cast iron frying pan !!! Most effective for bashing
Heads !! ??
sagap0: You can choose only one. You must use it to kill all 100 zombies. Feel free to explain why your choice is the most effective.
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Jul 26, 2015 4:44 PM CST 100 zombies are outside your house. You have the following weapons at home. Which do you choose?
sagap0: You can choose only one. You must use it to kill all 100 zombies. Feel free to explain why your choice is the most effective.


If a 100 zombies are outside my home, I would just need some anti-psychotic medication ....

reality check!
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