Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?

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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:50 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: ...with or without the batteries??....


Are you kidding?........with batteries of coursegrin
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:40 PM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
once upon a time when i was lonely , in a hot summer night , i tried watermellon:: it is nice , wrm , juicy , and it surrenders easily , it doesn't nag..you just make a hole in it ,,the right size,,the way u wish, and you start the most satisfying sex in ur whole life..mind you it doesn;t moan..so u should play a moaning tape while u do it..banana yay dancing laugh tongue
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:41 PM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
not useful for ladies though..yay
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:42 PM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
now i know u will say i am a pervert,,but honestly , what can u answer to a poll like this..did u really xpected an intelligent answer?professor
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:54 PM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: In the interests of science and the understanding of haute cuisine and human sexuality, I propose the following theme...your input please....


I often thought about it but the only difficulty is which veggie??doh rolling on the floor laughing
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:43 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
migratingbird: once upon a time when i was lonely , in a hot summer night , i tried watermellon it is nice , wrm , juicy , and it surrenders easily , it doesn't nag..you just make a hole in it ,,the right size,,the way u wish, and you start the most satisfying sex in ur whole life..mind you it doesn;t moan..so u should play a moaning tape while u do it..


Understand miro..sorry for the confusion

bouquet
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:56 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Well, that's understandable...after all, there is such a wide choice out there...but for heaven's sake, don't make life complicated for yourself, and start having romantic notions about fruit as well, and whatever you do, stay away from pineapples, those guys are just two-timing bastards..
doh laugh

MARTI: I often thought about it but the only difficulty is which veggie??
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:57 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
I don't think I'll ever be able to eat watermelon again....


doh rolling on the floor laughing

migratingbird: once upon a time when i was lonely , in a hot summer night , i tried watermellon it is nice , wrm , juicy , and it surrenders easily , it doesn't nag..you just make a hole in it ,,the right size,,the way u wish, and you start the most satisfying sex in ur whole life..mind you it doesn;t moan..so u should play a moaning tape while u do it..
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:01 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: I don't think I'll ever be able to eat watermelon again....
Just make sure there ain't no hole in it!professor



rolling on the floor laughing
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:05 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
"There's a hole in the watermelon, dear Lisa, dear Lisa...
"There's a hole in the watermelon, dear Lisa, a hole....."


doh doh laugh

Conrad73: Just make sure there ain't no hole in it!
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:33 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: "There's a hole in the watermelon, dear Lisa, dear Lisa...
"There's a hole in the watermelon, dear Lisa, a hole....."


Why not start all over again and concentrate on rounded fruit and veg painting...will look great with your full imagination.wink
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:45 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
....frankly??...I'd rather just paint tits...
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MARTI: Why not start all over again and concentrate on rounded fruit and veg painting...will look great with your full imagination.
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:46 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: ....frankly??...I'd rather just paint tits...


easy, innit!!
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:48 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
...and MUCH more fun!!.....innit?

grin

MARTI: easy, innit!!
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:51 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: ...and MUCH more fun!!.....innit?


yeah it gets more excited...meaning the painting of course.laugh

and don't ask 'WHY'
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:53 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Well...I love mixing the colour "nipple pink"....but don't ask me "WHY??".....

laugh doh

MARTI: yeah it gets more excited...meaning the painting of course.

and don't ask 'WHY'
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:54 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Frankly, I am shocked.
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:56 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Frankly, you're lying....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Sommerauer71: Frankly, I am shocked.
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:57 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Sommerauer71: Frankly, I am shocked.


WHYbut WHY
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:58 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: Well...I love mixing the colour "nipple pink"....but don't ask me "WHY??".....


let's not get into colour details now, ok!!

The actual colour is darker than pink..
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