Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?

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Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:00 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Back to the thread theme.....I went out with a well-stacked vegetarian the other night....she said to me, "Are you glad to meet me, or is that a cucumber in your pocket?"....
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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:01 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: Back to the thread theme.....I went out with a well-stacked vegetarian the other night....she said to me, "Are you glad to meet me, or is that a cucumber in your pocket?"....


and the answer was....?????
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:05 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
...I told her that I normally walk around with a cucumber in my pocket....

....she said that was good thinking, considering my age...


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MARTI: and the answer was....?????
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Mirodenia Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:08 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: ...I told her that I normally walk around with a cucumber in my pocket....

....she said that was good thinking, considering my age...



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Don't be sad, don't be sad... mama's gonna make you a nice little bed..

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Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:11 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
I refuse to go to bed without a bedtime story, and a lullabye...

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Mirodenia: Don't be sad, don't be sad... mama's gonna make you a nice little bed..
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Mirodenia Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:17 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: I refuse to go to bed without a bedtime story, and a lullabye...


Call me for the bed time.... story.
Lullabye thing - you just lick one of your fingers and with your great imagination will fill pleasure... sweet...

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Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:19 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
I think Lili's had one too many...


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Mirodenia: Call me for the bed time.... story.
Lullabye thing - you just lick one of your fingers and with your great imagination will fill pleasure... sweet...
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Mirodenia Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:23 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: I think Lili's had one too many...


Lili? Who's this? Another women? doh
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.

OK?

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Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:23 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Ok Lili....


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Mirodenia: Lili? Who's this? Another women?
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.

OK?
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smoky Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:25 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Mirodenia: Lili? Who's this? Another women?
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.

OK?
If you are sick, got flu and taking pills then I can highly recommend that you drink some Real Alcohol ..... you will feel so much better, and also very ...boogie rose in teeth batting
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wedward linz, Upper Austria Austria
Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:49 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
smoky: If you are sick, got flu and taking pills then I can highly recommend that you drink some Real Alcohol ..... you will feel so much better, and also very ...
a glass of red wine a day keeps the doctor away,, never made love to a vegatable but had sex among the veg on an allotment i was young then and as long as you got your leg over it did not matter where it wasrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:02 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Sommerauer71: Yes.

My ex husband.

He had the brains of a carrot.


I'm so sorry to hear thatcomfort
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cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:05 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
cristina: I'm so sorry to hear that


The vegetable i made love to was French...corgette!
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:43 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
So what was your pet name for him??...Corgi Porgi Pudding n' Pie??....??..

...as Confucious used to say..."Life's a corgette, and then you eat him..."


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cristina: The vegetable i made love to was French...corgette!
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Topher83 Yorktown, Virginia USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:09 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
One Word. Rutebegga.. you feel me? Yea.. yea ya do. ;)
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Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:14 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Artichokes make good partners
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Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:22 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Gosh, I just about choked on my art when I read that!!...

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cosmicwonderer: Artichokes make good partners
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:41 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Lagoona22: Gosh, I just about choked on my art when I read that!!...
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Elley Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:06 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
Very interesting thread esp as my first ex was very much a bed potatoe.Seen more activity in a rare steak.Second ex was proper little vixen but when she started to play away from home became something of a pudding so to speak. That ladies and gentlemen is the big give away,when your partner tells you to just get on with it and wake them up when you are finished,then you know something is not quite as it should be.
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Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:10 AM CST : Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before?
You mean the cucumber and the baked potato were in bed together, and the potato fell asleep while it was getting mashed???....or something loikit...hello Elley, you're back...

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