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Giving this thread a little more serious thought,has anyone ever come across a promiscuous prude ? This is somebody is crap between the sheets (lights out,eyes closed,think of England,grin and bear it....)but who screws around with just about anybody convinced that it is not that they are rubbish in bed but that it is all the fault of their partner and if only they can find somebody who likes to make love to a vegetable all will be fine.
One of my ex,s thought sex was dirty but screwed around left right and bloody centre.Explain that one for me and I,ll give you the rounds of the fourposter.

Can always depend on you to raise the standards round here.We were slipping for a minute there.

Yes, back,but not for long,a few mins,just to stick my oar in astwer,you know,dip my wick,get going with the mortar and pestle,stir.....sod it.Happy New Year Adonis.

Well, my goose was cooked a long time ago, so the only way my cucumber is getting saucy is when it goes in the salad...

tally-ho, squire...

Well these days the old cucumber gets a little over ripe a little too fast and then the tater has to mash itself.What an idea, a self mashing tater,just imagine the marketing possibilities here.Lago we,ll be millionaires by morn.

Aint got a goose nor a cuccy no more.Have at long bloody last reached eunach stage.Was fed up being a slave to my mighty willy anyway.Now mighty willy is willy nilly and off I go cause it,s gettin too silly.

I think I'm gonna design a range of new dildos...they'll be packaged in a beautiful vegetable array, with "Cocky the Cucumber"...and "Cool Corgette" as the stars....there'll be a couple of wicked little vibrating potatoes to match...and the lube gels will be in salad sauce flavours like "Vinagrette" and "Caesar's Sauce"...waddaya tink?

ok guys, gotta go, see ya arl later, be good.And remember folks, get your self mashing taters here.In my absence you can contact Lago and see if you can breath some vitals into his goosey goosey gander.Hic.

...good on yer mate!!

Saucy dildos with wings will be a sure winner,make em spicy bbq and that,ll set those little bunnies arunnin.

Sounds like you had a pretty "Lubricated" Transition into '09.

some involvement with Cherries

Made love with a vegetable.

Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.

Oh no, not you too....all is lost.....

and jan an english rose to boot what ever is happening to the ladies on cs

Maybe Jan's referring to that guy she met in Russia last year....he was good-looking no doubt, but he had broccoli for brains!!...

// have you got yourself in the smelly stuff again lago