xxLilyxx Forum Posts (3,678)

RE: Mickey's Anti Christmas thread

Haha some things NEVER change. So tell me, who pissed in your cornflakes this time, Grinch. And to think, you still new years eve fireworks to look forward too. Love yoooou haha xxxx

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

G'nite BB, sleep well

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

You know me too well
Jesus would be bloody safety conscientious, wouldn't he. I take it a rockets out of the question too then

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Dunno what the others got you, but I've got a lovely fluffy pillow. Just for your precious little head

RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full

Once again my Son made me laugh again tonight.

Him "Mum, where's Cognito?"
Me "You what?"
Him "My mates having a party in Cognito, where is it?"
Me "Did I really give birth to you?"

Twit

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Any footy jokes are straight over my head dear

We come from afar, just told ya that
We three kings of orient are la la lalala la lalala dum de dum dedum dedum

We come bearing gifts

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Ok ok I'll stand in as all 3 wiseguys for now, as BB wants to be Herod (Just cos she wants to kill you off)

Anyone seen a star around here? (Noooo not you scouse lol) I believe I'm meant to be following it

Ahhhh there it is *

This will lead me to a miracle baby being born to be king.
I come from afar too worship him

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

You're so right, I thinking having a sense of humour is key. If I didn't have a laugh, I might just cry

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

That's your idea of an apology? Making us a couple of unpaid actors

2, or 5 little words. 6, if it's truly sincere

I'm sorry, BB and Lil I'm sorry. Or, BB and Lil I'm really sorry.

See, it's simple.
C'mon we dooooo deserve it, you did try getting shot of us as the main course
You can do it sweetness

RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full

What made me smile tonight was my son's reaction to Little Mix winning the X Factor. I was more than smiling, more in fits of hysterics. I've never heard squealing n cheering like it. My ears are still ringing Bless him

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Awwww there's no need to run from him BB. We will have the upperhand. I know all his weak spots n phobias. Trust me, he'll be putty in our hands I feel a sincere apology will be coming our way very soon

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Like heck do you resemble that remark. And I sure as hell wished I was doing as well as you are doing in mind, body and looks, now.
No way on this earth would ever have put you at beep years old. You're obviously doing summat right. Good on ya

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Awww You've more or less wrote my recent experience as though you've been walking in my shoes. I must admit the hardest thing I know I needed to do is, to try and shut off the thoughts of wondering why? or trying to understand and fathom him out. I know it's easier said than done. I don't think you ever can get to the bottom of things, not unless he wants you to.
Personally I had to accept, at the end of the day, it was what it was. But in the end it wasn't what I really wanted. It was Time to move on and just accept it as part of one of lifes lesson. The thing that still frustrates me the most is, it took me 5 years to reach my decision to call it a day. I knew after a year things were never going to change. So why on earth did I waste a further 4 years hoping things would improve
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea. Even at our age

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Ahhhh but will you also apply it for him
What are your knitting skills like? You could knock him up a willy warmer, just as an extra layer

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

I need advice. I need you to advise me of the kindda advice I need

RE: Interview the person below

My Father. For real

If you had the chance to ask, or tell, anyone anything at all. What would would it be?

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Come on then Mystic Mickey Fish. When's it gonna snow?

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

How did you guess And you're gonna love it

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

How is it your tool manages to pop up in nearly every conversation

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Hey what dya mean you'll throw me and Bestbefore in? What are we? Part of the christmas bonus? Or on the menu?

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Honey, wire coat hangers and crowbars does not qualify as a locksmith

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

In other words, cold n crap

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Ahhhh but you don't have the key to my chastity belt hun. because mine isn't secured by lock and key My chastity belt is a combination code lock. And a bloody good invention it is too

With all that twiddling about trying to find the right combination, I'm happily away on anyway
Usually out of frustration, the blokes lost n gives up trying

Well I for one would definitly recommend this device. For a change, the woman actually c*m first!!!!!

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Actually, it's probably the combination of the meds from you, and those off my GP, that's put me on another planet

Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

And as we are the original 3 workers (The backbone) of the club. Naturally we should each have copies of the master keys to access the machines. Purely for the reasons of topping them up when empty (Or topping ourseves up )
Shhhhhh just don't let on to the boss though

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Red Bull? I thought it gave you wings???
I wanna stay awake, not pigging fly

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Dear Dr Mickey,
Since being on theses tablets I've been prescribed, how do I manage to stay awake long enough to actually achieve finishing anything
Yesterday I stood on the sofa putting up some christmas decs. I stopped for a mo to take a look at my efforts. Within seconds my eyes felt like lead n I nodded off. I lost my balance, fell backward off the sofa n landed flat on my face. Last night I was on the phone chatting with my Sister. The same heavy eyed feeling came over me. I think she spent about 5 minutes talking to herself before one of the kids took the phone from me to tell her I was sparko. It's getting a bit embarrassing now, especially when I don't get off at my bus stop cos I'd slept through it

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Dock my wages

Listen, by the time I've finished the job, you'll be giving more than one raise

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Sorry Mum I admit I have been slacking off a wee bit lately. Where are my services needed the most? You name it. I'll put my best foot foward, consider it done

RE: Predict The Date Snowfall Closes Heathrow!

Hmmm, well I'm hoping the snow holds off just until I get everything we need for christmas out of the way. Only because Basingstoke comes to a stand still at the first sign of snow. The roads are gridlocked, there's no public transport, schools close, the shops shut cos there's no deliveries.

But I'll predict December 25th. Purely because I'm an old romantic