well get as many tats as you can. peirce everything that is visible and 1/2 of what is not visi.be rude and talk about yourself and your car alot.ask to borrow $100 from them to take them to dinner, and then go to McDonalds and drop them at home right after the last fry is gone, which is your responsibility to eat. be nice to animalls, and pretend to like kids till you get in the bloomers, then treat them all like slaves. what am i leaving out
good luck
PS, don't give a sh!t
or you are probably doing fine and just need to relax and don't force yourself into desperation. they can smell it a mile away, and thats where they stay.in the mean time get a dog, they've been known to attract some attenion. jmo
