Ann Landers, Erma Bombeck or Dear Abby Quiz

created by ConnectingSingles on Sep 24, 2009 Connecting Singles
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It really doesn’t matter what your score is on this quiz. Just pay attention to the advice. Their wit and wisdom is timeless.
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1. Who said, "Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
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2. Who said, "Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married."
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3. Who said, "God created man, but I could do better."
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4. Who said, "One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one."
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5. Who said, "If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough."
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6. Who said, "The less you talk, the more you're listened to."
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7. Who said, "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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8. Who said, "I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
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9. Who said, "Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them."
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10. Who said, "A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
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11. Who said "One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed"
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12. Who said "The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie"
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13. Who said "If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires."
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14. Who said "People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes."

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